Nikki

[Nikki @nishbia]

Not to be dramatic, but the day I found out House Hunters was fake was the worst day of my life

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

My favorite lyric from the Monster Mash is "The guests included Wolfman, Dracula, and his son"
because most would see a monster mash as a wild, all-night rager but Dracula saw it as a genuine bonding experience between father and son and I think that's beautiful

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

The hottest thing a man can do is be good at trivia

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

If you’re in line to see Barbie STAY IN LINE!!!

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

happy Brian’s Hat Day to all who celebrate

[lindsay @Lishbia]

Can everyone stop getting engaged it’s not funny anymore

[Eric Quang Gelb @EricGelbNYC]

You’re just a loser who could never afford to eat at Terrazano’s so you made it your little PATHETIC life’s mission to destroy those of us who can

[Nikki @nishbia]

Finally putting my degree to work after 6 years

[Nikki @nishbia]

After finishing my 1st semester of college I have decided to major in guessing which house they are going to pick on house hunters

[Nikki @nishbia]

@MgoCJ Thanks☺️

[Nikki @nishbia]

@Hi5ingMyself In this economy?!

[Nikki @nishbia]

My new favorite social media platform is the ring app, specifically this thread of comments happening in my neighborhood

[Nikki @nishbia]

Life’s too short to be friends with people that don’t know the Mamma Mia movie choreography

[lindsay @Lishbia]

I spent my entire 23rd year in quarantine so next week on my birthday I will be turning 23 again thank you all for understanding

[Nikki @nishbia]

To ensure I don’t get a sore arm after my vaccine I will be leading a group Zumba class in the post shot 15 minute waiting room

[Nikki @nishbia]

On this year’s Ishbia Passover zoom my grandpa somehow found a 10 minute Seder online that included drinking 4 full glasses of wine

[Nikki @nishbia]

I have to mail in a letter to cancel my gym membership, which is also the longest relationship I’ve ever been in

[Nikki @nishbia]

The one and only reason I haven’t been to a bar in almost a year is because they don’t play big time rush

[Nikki @nishbia]

@lindseyrosebini Nothings worse than that unexpected billhighway fine

[Nikki @nishbia]

Can someone please lmk why i would get in more trouble for missing a sorority chapter meeting than for storming the capitol?

[Nikki @nishbia]

No one in my family texted me for Hanukkah, but I’ve gotten 3 texts wishing me a Merry Christmas. My family has never once celebrated Christmas make it make sense