Nish Confessions

For the things you can't confess in church.

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That cracker is cracked in the head

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Watching mad men makes me look at my grandparents in a whole new way

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Someone made a facebook with the same name. But Twitter lets me show boobs so I'm better.

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Why is it when people explain things they always try to make you feel emotions. I usually end up laughing

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Last night my girl friend called me a pedophile. I wasn't mad, I was actually impressed. pedophile is a pretty big word for a 6 year old.

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When you swipe right for every girl on tinder, you are bound to meet a few crazies.

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Wearing a shirt but not pants so you can snap chat.

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Saturday night I got more trashed than Kenny's pizza.

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It's commonly liked when women dress for Halloween. But no one wants to be the only one in costume at a party. So dudes, dress up. Be cool

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I spend my entire day in imaginary scenarios while the real world goes on around me.

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She might have the face of an angle but she's got a body like a boys.

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Do you remember when you were a kid and you had to have just one best friend.

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*Shows me the tattoo*
"Still Worth it."

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When your parents ask if you can get a date for thanks giving.

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Her daddy. He don't like me

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When you can't walk down the street at night without someone saying something rude. #girlprobs

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The can pickers must have made a killing this weekend. 24/7

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I'm contagious. And there's no cure.

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Damn Mother Nature you scary.

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I switched my tinder to a shirtless pic. Still no new matches. #guyprobs