Mochaccino

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[Mochaccino @nishit_t]

Internet connects people at long distance and disconnects people at short distance.

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Biggest reason for Narendra Modi winning consecutive elections is Rahul Gandhi.

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@ANI Why does he wants to waste funds. Saurav Das has got huge house in GK. Wahi pe kar lete. AAP ki office mein kar lete.

[Mochaccino @nishit_t]

Me after ordering something with a 2-day delivery:

Day 1: Track package
10 minutes later: Track package
15 minutes later: Track package

Somehow I believe staring at the tracking page will make the courier run faster.

[Mochaccino @nishit_t]

@rishibagree Breathing out carbon dioxide for the purpose of photosynthesis.

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@serioustaurean @Escapeplace__ Sir I bet it's melamine. I am into restaurant and catering business for years. I can easily make out the difference between porcelain, ceramic and melamine just by its appearance.

[Amit Singh @RockstarAmit]

Maybe Indian Politicians Fails to Develop the nation but they never Fails to entertain us !

[Mochaccino @nishit_t]

Apparently, the biggest privilege under BJP rule is being a Dalit with a frequent flyer card to the USA.

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@tathvamasi6 @HMOIndia Under BJP Government. Dalits are so privileged to travel to USA frequently.

[maithun @Being_Humor]

In today’s episode of FAFO 🫪👇🏻

[` @worshipVK]

Abhijeet Dipke's real agenda finally came out 🚨

Question - Now that the protest is over, why don't you raise questions against reservation as many students are asking for it?

Abhijeet - That's not my headache. Now the government should deal with all it's issues

Reporter - If that's not your headache, then how was this NEET protest your headache? Students are the one suffering in both cases

Abhijeet - I don't think population based reservation is anything wrong. It should be there. If SCs are 15% of the population, they should get 15% reservation

Reporter - Then why not apply the same logic to paying taxes? If SCs are 15% of the population, should they also pay 15% of the total tax? Why should the general category pay all the tax? Shouldn't everyone contribute according to the same population logic? Would that be fair?

Abhijeet just made the same sad face he keeps making after losing every debate. Give her a raise man 🙏

[Keh Ke Peheno @coolfunnytshirt]

Wah! Maan gaye reporter ko!
Individually sab ko tuition de diya! 😂

[Mochaccino @nishit_t]

Spain won against Martinez.
#WorldCupFinal

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Spain Vs Argentina ❌
Spain Vs Martinez✅
#WorldCupFinal

[Mochaccino @nishit_t]

I bought an oversized T-shirt a year ago.
Today it’s a perfect regular fit.
The T-shirt didn’t shrink.
I did the growing. 🥲👕

[Mochaccino @nishit_t]

Yeh bridal shower mein kya hota hai?

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@SamRaj49

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Launching Operation Sindoor

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Congratulations on the expensive phone. Sadly, it’s still just a utility, not an asset.

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@bua_lipa I just got motorola phone. Edge 70