Nishtha Patel

sarcasm.i love lame jokes

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Women's day special!
https://t.co/A7ptElHDK6
Do read it and share! because this one is my personal favorite!
#WomensDay
#WomensDaySpecial
#womensday2021

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What stops two people from talking to each other in public???
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The fear of getting judged by small brains.

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Someone: bhaag kar shaadi karogi?
Me: Bhagna to dur agar sathi sahi to udd bhi jaungi

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@sakshirathiii Too much sugar leads to diabetes, karela and neem always cure.

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5 days Excel weekend par surf excel.

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Happy birthday to my ex! Tho we stay in the same city, I didn't remember him except his birthday 🥴

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@KaraannSingh Puch na usko

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Me, him and the Sea! Untold love story.

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Boys have such beautiful eyelashes 🥺🥺🥺

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@SaniyaDhawan1 First you answer that. Would you buy?

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@Muskayyyyyy Enter corporate world.

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@TipsyPuppet Did it tell u?

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@sakshirathiii Which one are you?

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@Deepalii_28 Bas pyaar nai hai.

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@sakshirathiii Katttaa

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@MSDianAbhiii Itne kam greedyyy

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@lost_soul_of_ca None

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The day I start eating food without dropping on my clothes, I'll grow up.

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School crush texting samne se is a different kind of pyaar! ���

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Toilet seat hits different when at home!

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Lots of sarcasm,fun and pun #MyTwitterAnniversary