nishyXL

as seen on Peacock TV and Netflix is a joke Festival. new twitter account. #indian #american #mom #fun comedian, writer

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If you can't get over someone voting differently than you then you should not vote. #vote

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He was attending a Nick Cannon baby shower?

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All the influencers be staring at the eclipse like it's a cosmic ring light #Eclipse2024

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@ayeejuju Our school system has failed

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@Lauren_Southern @MattWalshBlog omg those poor gen z with their inflated lips. if i was 13 and felt like i had to look like a porn star to get noticed life would be meaningless.

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@MattWalshBlog Haven't heard a song in the media that measures men in inches. But I've heard plenty where bra butt and waist sizes are explicitly mentioned for chicks. I don't think it's "men" it's the media that wants us to all have badonkadonks and hotdog lips.

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@ianmiles Women of the year

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The latest show at the world famous comedy store PUNCHLINES ONLY
this Sunday 2/25 Doors 7:00 pm, Showtime 7:30 pm
with the one and only @eddiepepitone
and a lineup of comedians who will make you cry laughing. we know the stage isn't for therapy! we're here to make you feel better.

get your tickets now
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That hoarse voiced coworker. Just know they're at my show on the weekends
Can't wait to
see what Monday brings for Deep Throat Nelly at work
#partycheerleaders #worldwar3
#deepthroatnelly #partyhard #throataches #weekendwarrior #livingfortheweekend

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For black history month let's gather around all the black and brown people and let's make being late history.

Here's why. This is me and flavor Flav. He was super early to the show. Maybe that's why his watch is set 3 hours behind. That's the trick. Brown folks take note of what I learned from flavaflav:

My own brother called me the day of the wedding and said "what should we wear."

I ignored him thinking this can't be real and I told him it started already and where is he.
He's like I'm exiting....
Not as in freeway exit but exiting his bathroom about to get dressed.

So from now on I might just have to change their clocks. Thanks flavor Flav for the lesson in tardiness.

#BlackHistoryMonth @FlavorFlav

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They say married couples start to look like each other after a while. I just made lasagna and my conversion to white is complete. #food

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Of course Ryan gosling got the award. He had to play the toughest role of his life, one where he's not the center of attention and super beta. Kudos RG #Barbie

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How you know you're old: instead of liking and commenting on posts your friends call you to say they like your post and comment about it verbally. While you only reach tens of likes.
I'ma need u to do the opposite. #old

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nostalgia is now commercialism.
remember what you wasted your money on it'll come back and haunt you cyclically, especially with gen z "discovering" things from the past and making them "trends." we know what a disaster low rise jeans were guys. we just wanted our tramp stamps to breathe #genz #millenials

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I am millenial-ing hard. I heard the Ying Yang twins were going to be on a comedy show. But thanks to LA it was an improv group. Here I was wanting to shake my salt shaker. When will improv comedy stop ruining things. #improvcomedy #yingyangtwins

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Ew😂. Polyamory is a pyramid scheme. Think of the wedding you have to get like 4 different gifts for the couple

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I keep calling gen z ma'am and sir. What's their secret to looking so old I must know #genz

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@MattWalshBlog maybe some guys need to SEE that men do help out! my husband helped me out and people are still confused as to how he changes diapers. while it may seem like narcissism, maybe some dudes need to see a man helping out?