nissan queef

lasts longer than your husband

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Normalize speeding on suburban streets I want to feel the rush of almost splitting a honda insight in half

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School counselors literally just HR for children

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She fleet on my wood till I MAC

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Software update tonite 👀
Software update tonite queen??
Software update tonite 👀

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Kidz bop bad bunny: me gusta la concha de Puerto Rico

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Noooo don’t run my credit for an apartment kitten, daddy’s trustworthy

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fuck

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These the times jorjor wel was talkin bout

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Norovirus made me lose 5 pounds #freeozempic

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Bag of tortillas on top of dah trashcan

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My ultimate goal in life is to mysteriously disappear in Rocky Mountain national park on July 15th, 2027

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This is what eating McDonald’s breakfast feels like

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They call me george because my W bush

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I hate when those greedy little paper towel dispensers give me 2 inches of disappointment, mother fucker I will yank you off the wall

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Can someone let me barrow one mignon dollar

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I love youtube essays and long format videos it makes the passage of time feel less evil

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*being interviewed to work for the state dept of transportation*

So where do you keep your cones, and are they located close to a highway overpass with no protective fencing

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Removing portions of my prefrontal cortex at Claire’s, call that summer sparkle

[𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖉𝖎𝖘𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖊 @sadbabybatz420]

honda civic

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Thinking about how I went to a bar in Boulder one time and this guy got so upset with me cuz I didn’t wanna work at his fuck ass jimmy John’s 😭

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Just got reprimanded for kicking out an asshole from my job 🤭