Neil Johnstone

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@chaoticclubvids Leave some women for the rest of us!

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@TheSpainTrain @cartunevw Here's the chair chucking you were after!

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@TEPGreen @Lionesses @IanWright0 Came here to write that! 😂😂

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If there’s anything worse than brits in airports, it’s brits in airports that have been delayed.

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@angrybookie @UberFacts Well I’m not expecting you to take a change of clothes.

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@nextofficial your delivery drivers didn’t really follow the brief in the email did they?!

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Fucking hell. #BritainsGotTalent

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@chrishoy Good one Chris. I got beeped and shouted at for moving our of someone’s way this morning.

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@ZaraNadine Best news I’ve heard in ages!

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@burry_derek @BestForBritain Wow.

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@scott_mills The love of my life! Kelly Kapowski! 😍😍

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@Altgthr @maxrushden I believe the technical term is Thunderbastard.

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@OfficialPDC @Philbatey9 have you seen this?! Fantastic stuff!

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@booth_rob Oh have a day off Rob. You nonce.

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@mollssssxx @E4Tweets @HanChapman_ Excellent! 😂

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@booth_rob @AdamBlythe89 @UCI_cycIing @gcntweet To quote Rob Booth…. What an arsehole.

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@Young7Nine @richardhodge87 @TaliaShadwell You can’t teach stupid. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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