Napoleon Bonerfart

Witness to the decline of the West, Confederacy of Dunces and Idiocracy

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@annerolfes @DylanoA4 Easily offended?

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Ending of the odyssey was gripping

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I'm high status but I don't consider myself a narcissist. I'm too good for that.

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“To know who rules over you, know whom you are not allowed to criticize”

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i'm a man of contradictions but of course you know i don't mean that

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@athenaeumbc the brothers karamazov

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@Scientific_Bird He gives a good interview on this topic here https://t.co/Wgxt6r5Fw2

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This is the official story summarized: Morning of the rally, Crooks bought 50 rounds, a ladder, and rigged his car with explosives. He then parks in a nearby parking lot where everyone else is parking, walks a mile with ladder to building where SS, SWAT and police were stationed and sets the ladder up. He is flagged as suspicious multiple times by numerous people. There are photos of him at the event and drone footage as well. He goes back to his car, a mile away, gets a rifle and packs it in his backpack before walking back to the building, up the ladder, gets up on a roof that is "too steep" for secret service. He then sets up his rifle for over 3 minutes, before a police office goes up the ladder, but retreats when rifle is aimed his way. Crooks then gets into position, all while people are yelling and pointing, and then fires off 4 shots before being taken out. Crooks has no search history or prior knowledge of explosives, no manifesto, and is not working with anyone else. Trumps security was actually beefed up because of the Iranian threats, but everyone that called him a threat to democracy and literally Hitler is glad he is okay. Did I get that all right?