Anita Mutheu

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Erling Braut Haaland.

[Chetuya Chinagolum @Chetuyachinago]

This is like invading a slave plantation just so you could become the new slave.

[Marvin @_MarvinOnyango]

Health CS is out here hosting a meet and greet for a referee who isn’t even a local when the health care sector is on its knees

[Pamoja Road Safety ⛑️ @CFCJoes]

This is a sad incident, but we have forwarded as received:

Hello good morning,

I am a cab driver and the worst happened yesterday to me.

I got a trip request, a lady from mirema syndicate said she was going to kitengela.

She said her phone was off and yes I didn't see any red flags.

I started the trip and she said she was going to pick something then return, so it was a sort of a round trip.
Little did I know that it was a trap.

The moment we reached her destination I don't know what happened I lost my consciousness immediately and it was around 11 pm.

Luckily I woke up safe where I had parked the vehicle but all valuables that I had were gone.

I was feeling dizzy more than a drunkard but I said to my self let me try and get home.
It was the day of the devil, I caused an accident, luckily I wasn't hurt.

Plot twist is that, one of my phone's has the feature that, when you try to unlock it, it takes a selfie.

She got away with my Samsung A17 and iphone 14pro max.

My brothers and sisters from the @DCI_Kenya and @NPSOfficial_KE please help this Kenyan.

[👻 @_Wangarih]

Omgg😭😭nimeanguka na nduthi nikienda job hamkusema a moving woman anaweza pata adi accident 😭😭😭😭

[respawnedtargaryen @respawnedtarga1]

U ran ppl out of ur country to sell popcorn? Lmao ok

[millicent bystander @Nyokaffiii]

Yuck

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

To show you how barbaric the Ruto regime is: we are informed that the DCI arrived at Halima Ngache's place, took her phone, and abducted her, leaving her young son at the door completely confused.

They even seized the laptop, phone, and tablet of a friend of hers, leaving that friend with absolutely no way to call for help.

They reportedly carried out this raid using a white Subaru. The friend immediately began a desperate search, going first to Central Police, she wasn't there.

They went to Urban Police-nothing. They met the CCIO, who told them to check Nyali Police Station-they found nothing.

They moved on to Bamburi, Mjambere, and returned to Central-still nothing. Finally, they checked Mbaraki, and still found absolutely nothing.

As we speak, even her family has no idea where she is being held. I have spent the whole of today making frantic calls in Kenya, but we have nothing. Halima Ngache has been abducted. The DCI hasn’t even bothered to explain where she is. The issued a vague statement.

We must speak up for Halima. Whether or not someone is linked to a government-critical account should never be a basis for an enforced disappearance or arbitrary detention. We must Speak up!

[mufony mundialista🇵🇾 @Mufony_]

Hitler desde el cielo viendo como los jugadores de Paraguay son más blancos que los de Alemania

[vanessa🇨🇴 @vanesssitaaaaa]

the funniest tweets on Twitter are in Spanish😭😭😭😭

[EUGENE @reggaeholic_]

Drainage utatuma goons wachimbe baadaye ama?

[Msenangu @IamWanjiru_]

Coming to do clearance at my workplace only to find my colleague resigning too.

Just a reminder, workplace ikiwa na watu watano, please run aki.

[Panda del Amor @PandadelAmorXXI]

El agresor es Patricio Hernandez-Pons, de la familia dueña del @GrupoHerdezMX, que al ser identificado todos putos desactivaron los comentarios de sus redes sociales. #PandaNews

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[Adika @Adikastakes]

At this point English speaking twitter is a waste of time 😭😭😭

[ヤ @MatekoBenzaX]

Do you realize that we are the last generation on Earth that knows what life was like before Al...

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

THE POLICE AFTER A LONG DAY OF WORK 😂😂😂😂😂😅😅

[Dr Branice Munyasa @Branicemercy]

For those we lost 🙏

[Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai]

Imagine if this was a hospital?

[TurboDiesel @alexmwanzo]

We are hiding bad behaviour na the word genz .
Work is a team effort . It's a chain if one is not there wengine hawasongi
Mm naeza kushow ukifika uache laptop kwa wochi
I understand being late .I however won't tolerate rudeness