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You know it's cold when your grey goose freezes #goosegetsyealoose

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Jewelmania addiction is back in full force

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Someone please tell me they slept with Steve-o so I can live vicariously through you

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“@RelatableQuote: Girls at my school with extensions http://t.co/Edva6DuSiS” if your weave don't blend it ain't yo friend

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Going to Palm Springs soon.... I'll just wear a moo-moo

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Can somebody please give me a few tutorials on how to take a selfie. They all just come out... Different #rookie

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“@Ch4BrickTamland: if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple”@BreannaWhalen you would appreciate a line like this #howyoudoin #takemetobes

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

"Labor Day" is a good title for a movie. So is "I Just Shit Myself So Hard and It's Still in My Pants: The Penis Dickfuck Chronicles".

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If I get any paler I am going to be white. #nativeproblems #nativealbino

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Waking up to biggie... Just full gangsta all day #bustincaps

[kay_senn @kay_senn]

I still wish at 11:11

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Yo momma so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie! #bringbackthat yomommajokes #whathappened #YoMomma

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My drive way is a vortex #stuckcars

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@BreannaWhalen since momma dub has abandoned us can we read books and play scrabble together please? #weirdatthewhalens

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No @lucyhale you sound good to me #loveit

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Whoever invented knock knock knock jokes should get a No-bell prize

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Did the real slim shady ever stand up? #rapquestions #seriouslythough

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@sarahwatts101 watching #thecity I'm also in love I would do illegal things to her 😍😘