nigel

I have an unfunny twitter. Uncertified physicist. Prospective politician. Amateur narcissist. Caitlyn one trick. Views expressed are quasi-my own

[nigel @nitchon3]

Zohran 2032 baybee

[nigel @nitchon3]

We’re so back (Sixers are 2-0)

[Julian Andreone @JulianAndreone]

This is great.

If you’ll indulge me, @RubenGallego — have you or your office looked into how Israeli settlers in the West Bank obtained access to the advanced weaponry and military machinery they possess?

[nigel @nitchon3]

I love when the basic requirements document is equivalent to a roll of toilet paper riddled with shit

[nigel @nitchon3]

cigarettes after therapy

[nigel @nitchon3]

I’m gonna be the sluttiest crayon for Halloween

[nigel @nitchon3]

Dissociationmaxxing😎

[nigel @nitchon3]

Y’all are getting likes?!

[Alex🌬🎲 @ocho_dos_cuatro]

Gran idea! Yo también voy a dejar que mis padres elijan candidatas entre mis pretendientas. Ah no, que sólo hay una.

[nigel @nitchon3]

Fucking the phone book (trying every antidepressant known to humankind)

[nigel @nitchon3]

Brian Cox got me buying another god damn Big Mac

[jack @actionjack69]

Airing a piece that reframes the many RAPES of Deshaun Watson as “adversity” would be shameful for everyone involved at any time

But doing it in the wake of this Cornell news is next level evil stuff

[nigel @nitchon3]

Those fucking monsters from Cornell have faced no meaningful punishment and probably never will and it’s awful

[nigel @nitchon3]

Thursday night football broadcast downplaying/excusing the sexual assault allegations against Deshaun Watson, we’re fucked as a society

[nigel @nitchon3]

How do I feel feelings? I feel like I’ve been doing it wrong

[nigel @nitchon3]

I’d be so cunty if I was a referee

[nigel @nitchon3]

@maybemerritt Okay fine the wheels on the bus (techno) by Lenny Pearce

[nigel @nitchon3]

@maybemerritt Hamburger lady by Throbbing Gristle doesn’t get enough airtime at parties

[gump ⭐️ @boostergump]

how one day off of work has me feeling craving unemployment again

[nigel @nitchon3]

@atrupar Someone should ask Kash if he was fucked by a horse before or after relaxing the application standards on bestiliaty

[nigel @nitchon3]

At a certain age, you should just fuck off from society.

[Appodlachia @appodlachia]

Yeah there ain’t nothin going on up there