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evil lightskin

[LUCKI! @NEPTUNEFLAWLES]

Bae i tweak out cuz im in love wit you idk

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

I never realized she was holding a plate with corn in this scene

[jnya @jnyahu]

dont ask me about college or driving license or internships or jobs or romantic interests actually just dont talk to me okay

[remy 🧸 @dinofcoded]

how it feels switching from main to priv

[vickjpg @vick_jpg]

I give terrible head and I’m awful in bed and I don’t cook and I don’t clean and I’m selfish and I don’t wanna have kids and I hate men

[kat @yslnadi]

how am i supposed to recognize love bombing when that’s the treatment i expect anyway

[III @SHULAGOD]

im happiest when i can buy what i want.
get high when i want.

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so that people think you’re an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life

[The Husky @Mr_Husky1]

I’ve been a cop for 15 years. I pulled a guy over last night. He was doing 85 in a 55. Weaving. I walked up to the window ready to write a reckless driving ticket. Maybe even take him in. When he rolled down the window, he wasn't drunk. He was shaking. "My daughter," he gasped. "She's at Children's Hospital. The chemo isn't working. They called... they said I need to hurry." I looked at his eyes. You can’t fake that kind of terror. I folded my ticket book. "Follow me," I said. I got back in my cruiser, flipped on the lights and sirens, and I escorted him the 20 miles to the hospital. I cleared every intersection for him. We made a 30-minute trip in 15. He ran inside without looking back. I waited in the parking lot for an hour. Just in case. He came out later, saw me, and walked over. He looked hollowed out. "Did I make it?" I asked. "Yeah," he whispered. "I got to hold her hand while she went. You got me there." He tried to shake my hand, but he collapsed into my arms instead. Sometimes, to serve and protect means breaking the speed limit.

Anonymous

[crumble @nite8mare]

nasty 19 👻

[𖤐 @vapefuls]

let’s normalize smoking weed in public like we do cigarette

[crumble @nite8mare]

I hate when I see your ugly ass birther

[crumble @nite8mare]

make me grow a lime tree

[Best Movie Moments 🍿 @BestMovieMom]

Director Sean Baker wrote the lead role in Anora (2024) specifically for Mikey Madison. He was so impressed by her brief but intense performance in the 2022 film Scream that he refused to consider any other actress.

[aly @alyfawn]

omg

[earth mother @moonfrom5to7]

trying to escape loneliness by isolating myself more and more in my world

[crumble @nite8mare]

i wish i told him to just off himself

[sweetest @BeyondBeautiful]

bring back real addictions like cocaine wym you addicted to porn and doordash