yep

[yep @nitesec1]

@John_Darkborne @marjaphee i saw it as a play on plan b

[Tim Pool @Timcast]

Source tells me Charlie is stable.

Please god

[yep @nitesec1]

@fatpolska

[lian ᯓ★ @lotusforu__]

#jollibeetwt

[frye @___frye]

has RFK tried just coughing really hard

[danny @d4nnytye]

hate when you’re waiting for the green man like some pedestriancel and you get absolutely jaywalkmogged by a rightofwaychad. fuck

[Dean Norris @deanjnorris]

Sex gifs

[Dictator @dictxtor_]

opened instagram reels and this is the first video I saw

[riel 🐐 @losteyrie]

dude my friend is playing linkedin or interpol in call and we saw this

[* @star_piIot]

ok im done decorating

[sexpert @sahib14384912]

so im an extended minor (20) and my mom (63) just told me to get a job ? does that not feel kinda icky ?

[Eli @rats7]

hey @littlecaesars i think this is maybe too many emails to send someone for ordering a single pizza

[wim o. 😸🎹 @nyannibalizm]

the new 7 deadly sins are
Gluttony (phone addiction)
Greed (doordash)
Envy (FOMO)
Sloth (Cancelling plans)
Lust (polyamory)
Pride (thirst trapping) and
Wrath (ragebaiting)

[Recorder hits 2008🎶 @MichiruLemon]

GET OUT OF YOUR FUCKING BED OFF YOUR PHONE AND GET ON YOUR COMPUTER

[marc @marclmfao]

when your girl was watching tiktoks so now shes overstimulated, has avoidant attachment, yearning while lovebombing, realizes the relationship was just limerence towards the concept of you and starts having neurodivergent bpd tendencies so you just turn gay that instant

[n @HATETHEREALME]

Maybe imessage is down lol

[abe 🌧️ @plarpman]

new slang: Spongebobviously

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