samantha

[samantha @nitpicker23]

Everyone north of the watford gap deserves to remain in poverty and depression and perhaps just die thank you london for letting me onto your island

[#12 🇫🇷 @DeOne___]

I’ve been highly suspicious of Andy Burnham for years. He seems to have a chip on his shoulder about the North-South divide.

Why should London (that is propping up this country MASSIVELY) funnel wealth to the north that isn’t doing anything for itself

[samantha @nitpicker23]

Getting really suspicious of my ability to bring weather wherever I go 😔✋❌

[samantha @nitpicker23]

I wish there was a separate hell for landlords where squatters who went to heaven get to make their after life as horrible as possible as a little treat

[samantha @nitpicker23]

No. Get a normal job

[Mama T🌻 @herchosenpath]

"I don't think landlords should profit."

So if I own a home, and I allow you to rent it out so that you have a place to stay, I shouldn't profit??? People really don't live in reality.

[samantha @nitpicker23]

Why do gumtree freebies trawlers act like they have paid you £282827277783. No i will not do manual labour for you for free

[samantha @nitpicker23]

I love my dog so much she is like if minus iq could exist in a sentient being that just fucking hated you

[samantha @nitpicker23]

Do landlords just like wake up and get excited about making everyone's lives awful

[samantha @nitpicker23]

Went to bed shaking with rage over mario party jamboree woke up shaking with withdrawals from mario party jamboree

[samantha @nitpicker23]

Beautiful day to get a pet snake and some chicken liver pate and coke zero

[samantha @nitpicker23]

Everyone who's ever played a ukelele has some evil deep aura about them. Including spongebob

[samantha @nitpicker23]

Ordering mcdonalds 😀 seeing the uber driver's 70% satisfaction rate 😧 knowing my drink is going to be spilt all over the bag 😔

[samantha @nitpicker23]

The nasty replies being all men is making me want to gouge my eyes out free my sisters!!!!!!!

[༒ @cinemetary]

just took the deepest sigh to ever sigh……

[samantha @nitpicker23]

NEEEED an app like duolingo for streaks but for how many meals i can enjoy a fine and delicious soup in a row

[samantha @nitpicker23]

God i hate being in the office what a silly little psychological prison

[samantha @nitpicker23]

Can't believe she is doing this for me what a kind woman

[َ @jctyranny]

JULIAN CASABLANCAS FEATURED ON BRAT REMIX???????

[samantha @nitpicker23]

If this is real then very big day for annoying people (me)

[allypally @allypallyxcx]

A 1975 poster has been spotted in Manchester 💚

[samantha @nitpicker23]

Going outside is so fun

[samantha @nitpicker23]

Kfc rice box i wanna run 2 u