Martin Forrest

Still lives in the early 80's Tweets for the many, not the few

[Martin Forrest @nitramtserrof]

@lady_valor_07 Yes

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@bigphil321 No

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@philcooper15 @bazzabannan25 @ChloeBannan Congratulations (eventually) to you both. Keep on Wandering, WAW(anderers)AW

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@Arden_2210 19

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Mickleson, unreal. Probably best short game shot I’ve ever seen.

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BBC headlines inform us GP services are at breaking point. Has someone cut off their phone lines?

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@alandraycott How can a days walk with me have any bad memories? Remember twitter/X has a limit on characters to use in a reply.

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@alandraycott Surely a stroll in the park for an LSW veteran

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Never trust a man in a red t-shirt and sunglasses, he's always trying to lull you into a false sense of security but in a 2 horse race can be guaranteed to be only 1/2 right

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Ally McCoist must be on a contract that pays by the word!

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I’ve just NOT sold my car to @webuyanycar

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Belting set from Paul Heston at Glastonbury, how many hits has that guy got in his back catalogue

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@_mattydale97 Understatement but as insults go a good start. B+

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Eh, since when? Closer to South Yorkshire and 20 or 30 miles from the 'Heart' of Nottinghamshire. Course improvements are good regardless of where you (think you) are.

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@WhitwellCricket Better than Al’s! The Phantom Citrus Slinger of Old Clowne town now has his adversaries at the Crown Prosecution Service as sponsor.

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@WhitwellCricket If Carlsberg did irony!

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@yourgolftravel Liverpool 2021, following morning his left hand clubs were gone as were windows on the car due to break in. Unscheduled rest day from tour but caught up on Heartbeat

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Desperate to get golf on but BBC4 killing it this evening with Amy Winehouse.

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@paultaylor1607 @BBCMOTD No time - would have restricted air time available for the endless cuts to Dr Klopp’s school of ridiculous gesticulation!

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@Morbidful Oh my - celebrat.......to despair in one roll of the ball. it was in before it decided it wasn't.