Stan

HELLO FRIENDS I am Stan Nkumwye from Niger. I am the Official Southeast Online Goodwill Ambassador to the NIT- Catch The Fever! (TM)

[Stan @NITStan]

Stan does not indulge into the politics of America. However, those that are surprised by the revelation that the clean joke telling, family-oriented @natebargatze is right-leaning are absolute stooges.

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@GoHeels HELLO carrborian sheep. STAN would like to inquire if this statement was produced by the main pigskin coach or if perhaps this was fabricated by someone in a different set of HEELS?

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@BPCox_ HELLO BP! Stan was under the belief that the inflated animal bladders (assuming Ram ?) in this photo was to recognize the newly appointed Royalty of the Chapel Hill prom night

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HELLO and GOOD MORNING to all faithful NIT fans. STAN is excited to proclaim to you all that @UNCBelichick and @pfizer have decided to make donation to the African Horned Frog Association. I do hope this allows everyone to stand up fully and blast with joyous cheer !

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@Steve_IPS @GrantHughesNC HELLO Mr. Williams! Would you agree that these 24/7 rankings (Stan prefers to declare them as 7/11 rankings) are only subject to the languish of the fan base they materialize from?? THANK YOU

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@GrantHughesNC HELLO Mr Graint, Stan hopes you are in good health! Many applause for your enthusiasm for college basketball! Stan does wonder, however, if these claims may have been submitted too soon? Thank you for your submission and good fortunes to you!

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@savanah2j HELLO I have trouble fitting a chicken skin girdle for annual dambe match. Should I be concerned with weight loss? THANK YOU

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@WolfpackInsight @Maxxcoates @Vurnakes12 HELLO I agree here. Please tell me what your thoughts are in improving and I will spread them. THANK YOU

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@CoachWadeNCSU HELLO to coach Wade. In the opinion of STAN, this is very indicative of a person of class. You are welcomed to Raleigh and hope to see the Pokes of McNeese on the schedule soon

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@PackMensBball @CoachWadeNCSU HELLO Mr Wade please disregard the ice cream wrappers in the trash bin those will be removed shortly

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@BPCox_ May the vinegar based gods of eastern NC grant those crow eaters mercy

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@PackMensBball @Steve_IPS HELLO Mr Wade I will have you a large plate of my grandmother’s famous Suya waiting for you. It is considered a delicacy of my people, Stan proclaims.

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STAN can officially confirm that the @NCStateBaseball team in its entirety has been vaccinated from having the energy of a small, flaccid, unusable external organ of males used to copulate.

[Inside Pack Sports @InsidePackSport]

FINAL: No. 11 NC State 8, No. 10 Georgia 5

W: Jacob Dudan (4-2)
L: Zach Harris (5-2)
S: Derrick Smith (8)

The Wolfpack (38-21) advances to the 2024 NCAA Men’s College World Series. #RoadToOmaha

[Stan @NITStan]

@InsidePackSport HELLO the Wolfpack have prevailed against the bulldogs and will play the wildcats. The Wolf is easily the more ferocious quadruped of the three, Stan has learned.

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@bigteoo @FDSportsbook @PackAthletics How many DC points do you get for crying when someone does your hand signal upside down? Must be a lot.

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@RCorySmith @adameargle @247Sports @MichaelClark247 @bryanpyrtle @AlecSawyer @d1baseball @aaronfitt @PackAthletics @Levi_Watkins21 @CoachKeattsNCSU @Elliott_Avent HELLO it is my understanding that the 2013 Cardinals of Louisville basketball team won zero official games due to “nightly misdoings��, this Nigerian chides.

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HELLO. Stan has long revered the makers of Boil. Naked neck chicken feathers can be tough to pluck otherwise, Stan informs.

[Red White Pod @RedWhitePodcast]

will you be celebrating @NITStan

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@joeovies HELLO Ovies. The thought of a certain team fielding pieces of dung for competition reminds Stan of the “local games” back home. Many “competitors” were painted light blue. Unfortunately they did not come with an ignorant geriatric, Stan proclaims.

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@EricMacLain @PackFootball @StateCoachD HELLO Mr Eric. I am salivating over the prospects of portal talent. Much like that of Ethiopian wolf over slick ear mole rat, Stan affirms.