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[Dimas @nivonit]

I am looking for my school friends with whom I studied for a short time. Friends, if you recognize yourself in the photo, write how you are doing, what you do, what you have achieved, I will be glad to talk!

[Dimas @nivonit]

I am looking for my school friends with whom I studied for a short time. Friends, if you recognize yourself in the photo, write how you are doing, what you do, what you have achieved, I will be glad to talk!

[Dimas @nivonit]

- How many people work in your company?
- About half.

[Dimas @nivonit]

You were made in a hurry, and your whole life is an advertisement for safe sex.

[Dimas @nivonit]

Sex is for the rabble.
The real intelligentsia moans at night from mental anguish.

[Dimas @nivonit]

#blackhumor
A hobby should bring profit!

[Dimas @nivonit]

Boy: abuser
Man: manipulative
Grandfather: crosses out of will

[Dimas @nivonit]

Boy: sends a photo of his dick in a personal message.
Man: came and showed.

[Dimas @nivonit]

- Doctor, is there sex after death?
- It all depends on the pathologist.

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You called me an asshole in my sleep.
- I wasn't sleeping.

[Dimas @nivonit]

Patience and work.
Afterwards everyone will die.

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Grandma, where is the money we gave you for your teeth?!

[Dimas @nivonit]

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Punch a man in the face and he will stop asking you for food.

[Dimas @nivonit]

Before, you'd shout "Faggots" and people around you would look at you with understanding, the person was tired and couldn't hold back.
But now it's scary to even shout that, they'll immediately come running with their vapes, smoothies, vegan burgers and ask what you wanted

[Dimas @nivonit]

I know a lot of old alcoholics, but I don't know a single old vegetarian.

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- If you beat me at any game, I'll have sex with you!
Me after I beat her at Russian roulette

[Dimas @nivonit]

As you know, many people are buried in business suits.
Therefore, if the zombie apocalypse does begin, it will be a serious event.

[Dimas @nivonit]

- Remember me?
- Fuck you!
- You remember.

[Dimas @nivonit]

They say sinning is bad, but you and I know that it is good.

[Dimas @nivonit]

While getting her son ready for school, Jane realized that swallowing wasn't so disgusting after all.

[Dimas @nivonit]

In psychiatry, it's like this: whoever puts on the robe first is the doctor.