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degenerate dirtbag father of 3 :)

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I have a 10 streak combo of being the absolute last one to board the plane. Let me know what the world record is so I can beat it

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My girl really told me to watch her drinks as she went to the bathroom. What drinks is she talking about?!

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the music changed, I think she read this post

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my girl plays the worse music to workout too, we lifting weights not doing a cycling class (ps lmk once you read this 😊)

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My bitch got me eating salads and man are they amazing

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Teaching my dogs the route from the bar back to the house so I can avoid a DUI :)

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I can't wait to finally care less

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Cashier at the liquor store asked if I've seen the movie You Got Served. I knew instantly what she was gonna say next :(

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Gave my girl my wallet to take care of it but somehow she ended up more drunk than me and started tipping like we rich or something 🥲

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I be making some mean ass pork beans. They're good AF, but damn they making my girl too gassy. How do I avoid this issue 🥲

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on a video call my friend randomly asked me what exactly is this product that he's been using as a shampoo for the past week

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Bartender just handed me a tall glass of a dirty martini. I love you

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I'm about to kick this bitch out the plane myself. I'm tryna hit the lounge and get fucked up, stop delaying it

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Ty Niteharts, I feel like I can officially retire now.

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@indigosnow_ Weird question,.you working as a vendor or for the location?

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@Analyssaxux I'll take both if you still got them

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I've done more work in the lounge than I have in the past week. Something about knocking these dirty martinis while sending emails is making me really productive

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Was vibing at goldrush when a guy comes up to me to let me know he liked me better when I was mysterious. Dude wtf just let me dance

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Girl really asked me 5 times last night if I was gay... is this like a new flirting tactic or something idk about

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Some girl at this bar just said I look gay and homeless. Like fuck I know that's been a thing but nobody has been this direct with me