Eldwin Marfil

Vos sunt stercore!

[Eldwin Marfil @niwdle]

APC? What is it?
Armoured Personnel Carrier or Adaptive Predictive Coding? L
Maybe, it stands for A Pungent Cunt.
Yeah. That’s it.
#ConvictSaraDuterte

[Eldwin Marfil @niwdle]

The VP’s lawyer and her senator pals focused on rule of law and the Constitution on the first day trial. The same Constitution her family and lackeys tore to pieces during their reign of terror.
#ConvictSaraDuterte

[Eldwin Marfil @niwdle]

Gaslighting the prosecutors? Really? That’s the defense?
#ConvictSaraDuterte

[Eldwin Marfil @niwdle]

It is time for the Senators of the Republic to regain control and put order back to the institution they represent. The current leadership has shamefully exhibited his incompetence and self-serving agenda in the first week on the job.
Alis na dyan, beks!
#OustCayetanoNOW

[Eldwin Marfil @niwdle]

A person’s title, status, and name should never be a free pass for being a despicable human being! Bato Dela Rose is accused of committing crimes so evil. He is no mere traffic violator nor a petty thief. His ass should be dragged to the ICC posthaste!
#ArrestBatoNOW

[Eldwin Marfil @niwdle]

The cowardly clown hastily absconded the circus, formerly known as the Senate of the Philippines, after the lame production number at the big top.
Now, we’re expected to pay him while he is on indefinite furlough?
Fuck this!

[Eldwin Marfil @niwdle]

27 shots fired! No hits.
Where did you get your training? Storm Trooper Academy?

[Eldwin Marfil @niwdle]

The circus Ring Master, also known as the Senate President, is such an incompetent goofhead. A few days on the job, the upper chamber is already in shambles.
Parang Singapore na ba, beks?

[Eldwin Marfil @niwdle]

I have the perfect soundtrack for that comical stairway scene at the Senate of the Philippines.
Like a Rolling Stone by Bob Dylan.
What a fucking clown…

[Eldwin Marfil @niwdle]

The events of the past few days at the circus, formerly known as the Senate of the Philippines, demonstrate why the ICC should never grant Duterte’s request for interim release.

[Eldwin Marfil @niwdle]

Senator Sherwin Gatchalian sipping his morning coffee from a red Ferrari mug live on #GisingPilipinas

[Eldwin Marfil @niwdle]

Wait… Why is #FirstLady trending on X?

[Eldwin Marfil @niwdle]

This is #InDIYMusic by #TheBloodyChloes

[Eldwin Marfil @niwdle]

Remember: Racists see only your physical features. They never ask to see your green card.

[Eldwin Marfil @niwdle]

Yesterday, it was Puerto Rico.
Tomorrow, it could be you!

[Eldwin Marfil @niwdle]

This broad doesn’t get it. She doesn’t have the demented charisma of her severely insane father. Funny? No! Unhinged? Absolutely!

[Eldwin Marfil @niwdle]

Now that Mylah Roque has fled to another country, the chances of finding her has improved exponentially.

[Eldwin Marfil @niwdle]

The congressional hearings have turned both houses into karaoke joints. The resource persons are just killing it. Pun fully intended.

[Eldwin Marfil @niwdle]

Hey, PNP!
Having trouble finding Harry Roque?
Check the closet.

[Eldwin Marfil @niwdle]

The application for participation in the circus we call #Halalan2025 is now closed. As expected, the freaks, monkeys, and clowns dominated the list.
Very few lions and tigers.