Nix Heffer

OBX Helped make the first plane Ski ⛷️ enthusiasts

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Buddy of mine just got amax mogged

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I hate being poor and having to watch Hulu with adds

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Got jumped by black people. Why do they suck

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Didn’t know creatures were allowed on campus

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#NewProfilePic

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Kid in the beanie looks retarded #shrink

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Nothing beats playing cards in an empty bar on a Wednesday

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@ball_knower669 Did a native steal half your meal?

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I would do crazy things to even get a whiff of her

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Need new djs. A dot (Indian person) and a slant (chink) after each other is too much #shrinkthegame

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At a bar with a bunch of kdr guys and a queer tapped me on the shoulder to get buy. Couldn’t tell if he was in kdr or not

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Fat blue haired liberal was taking two seats up on the bus. Almost killed the cute kappa girl beside her. #shrink

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I would have been rock solid

[Paul @BabbleBronx]

Talk 2 me nice

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Kdr gave out 70 bids my drunk dog could have gotten a bid

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Pnms cleaning the house bid them all

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We’ve all been there and would do the same

[Robert E. Lee @Bossmanxyanny]

Does this play? 😭

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At a rush event and all of these pnms are just looking at me and not talking. You need me I don’t need you. # shrink

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@drakecliggitt If he needs a wheel spin might as well not give him one

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Queer Ewers

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@TSA you let firearms on planes all the time but two bottles of alcohol is what draws the lines😤do better