nick (derogatory)

unc sun, chopped moon, mid rising // 28 // 🇪🇨 🍻 leave a message at the beep

[bailey @baileylikemovie]

in the movie theater. straight up “watching it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. A movie

[nick (derogatory) @nixsux]

@apelovrr handjob tweet really popped off, congrats

[Math Liker 🇹🇲 🇿🇲 @gunkshake]

Permission to jack off, sir!

[•ﻌ• @wonabear]

“can you explain this gap in your resume?” yes of course i was fat and gay and jerking off sir.

[nick (derogatory) @nixsux]

Unemployed but I got Dolly Parton’s 9 to 5 on repeat today. Stolen valor.

[Señorita Awesome @boygrrI]

notice there hasnt been a recall of ass yet #eatthatbutt

[nick (derogatory) @nixsux]

@apelovrr please. don’t give me hope

[rune sword @runesword1]

holy fuck i just hit a gargoyle while doing 30 down the king’s road. my carriage has been fucking obliterated

[april @yogurtslop3]

jerkin hard or hardly jerkin

[nick (derogatory) @nixsux]

@eggzackary new vegas!!

[T @dfwtee_]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped.

[Zy0x @Zy0x_]

me personally i'd listen to the sirens bc i always listen when women speak

[ronan @ronanmeoww]

smoking on that chubby chaser

[nick (derogatory) @nixsux]

@apelovrr crowd goes wild

[CRAV//D @craviid]

just ate a grilled cheese now gonna beat the fuck outta my dick

[nick (derogatory) @nixsux]

@JoestarJokic this is after his exile

[x_c4tb0y_x @vampiric_shirin]

google gay porn. why is no one talking about this

[nick (derogatory) @nixsux]

@apelovrr handjob weather

[nick (derogatory) @nixsux]

@darcyserval

[nick (derogatory) @nixsux]

@eggzackary lookin very snazzy! manifesting 🤞