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PhD-ing childish things @Cambridge_Uni “Rapademic”-The Sun “The envy of most musicians”-Daily Mail “MC Grammar”-Daily Star. Archers🚜🔥all #blm TEDTalk online

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Tattoo guy asked me if I wanted 2 change the font to match the fire (lol) Obv wasn't listening in '55 @BBCTheArchers

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Spoiler:

@NIAbbot

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“if this parliamentary term were a football match, how long have the current uk government been in power?”

i created/updated the website your sassy assistant bemoaned i had too much time to create/update:

https://t.co/M14qpNcCi2

@NIAbbot

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Wow wtffff.

They actually took my blue tick away?

Like I literally never even asked for it, but yep, feel kinda naked rn

okay EMI maaaaay have asked for it on my behalf, but still…. bereft :(

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Also, lmao, supporting journalism U most often disagree with, such as @spectator, just because a free and fair press is like one of the things which makes this very annoying country so great?

Anyway, Merry Xmas all!

<!!Support/subscribe to something which you disagree with!!>

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& aren’t these actually ‘True British Values’ ?

Respecting the rules we have in place, yes, but also recognising that we can make stuff more manageable for those who find themselves within these systems @ukhomeoffice ?

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Do you what else I got today actually?

The amazing colouring book from PCO made in a response to @ukhomeoffice painting over cartoon characters at the Manston Kent ‘intake unit’ for children seeking asylum.

Give here: https://t.co/lPl81SudPg

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Whaaaa. How on earth have I got four letters in one day RE not being able to afford my @spectator sub 🤧 They literally all came today?!? lol and I was so excited I had a full Christmas postbox :( ps. Pls excuse the mess, I’m decorating before mother dearest comes in a few days!!

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@TimesRadio @janegarvey1 @fifiglover literally squealed with delight on the train!!!!! made my afternoon! 💜💜

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i only came onto twitter to see some gardeners question time pics they posted of a listener’s plant, but i’m already getting anxious seeing everything else 🤡

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oh my word. every single time i see these images my heart just beats so fast and i’m so blessed to have worked with an illustrator who knew exactly what i was writing about in this children’s book 💜💜

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he said it was okay to retweet what might actually be the BEST most AMAZING bars ever written about a covid vaccine

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@aindy_ omg im actually such a 👴🏿 wtf

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@aindy_ i shall fix that

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@aindy_ ffs i wish u weren’t on private coz i want to retweet probs the best covid vaccination bars ever written ever 💉

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@aindy_ // hamartia will reach you, just give it time

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like, only a johnian would spot this palindrome

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@niyiftw ‘Feel that leaf’ is great – not just because of the sexual overtones but also because it's sort of a phonetic palindrome.

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i wish i had a b4 pic, but the plant was literally looking so shit

& i really don’t go on that many dates!BUT the last date before him literally pinched the leaf and said “that plant is so dead — feel that leaf”.

i also dont go asking all my dates to pinch my garden leaves btw

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so btw, guy i spoke about dating on the radio 4 thing i did who sorted out my garden — idk wtf he did... what sorcery he conjured.... but look at this!

flowers for the first time ever

we all need to date evening standard journalists coz they literally work miracles in ur garden

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@DominicFarrell @figurewizard people think that this happened in the past — the not too distant past, but the past. but there is so much intergenerational trauma which is just as visceral and just as damaging to decedents & this needs to be dealt w/ with patience & thoughtfulness with every generation after