Nizam Mohammed

I do web & motion design. Allergic to Apple Inc. Often tweet about my clients behind their back. Ssshh! Die hard addict of #QuakeLive #QuakeChampions #Esports

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@OrisinalGames It's not the end of Flash anymore! Still enjoying all your games with Ruffle! https://t.co/TCC9rsH7hW (best Flash alternative)

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"WE'RE DOWN!! EID MUBARAK." - Whatsapp

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Dream client.
https://t.co/wKj4UTrrSO

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Can you quickly design a new years poster? No need to quote for this. Just do anything quickly.

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You'll know you're working too long when you drag a Photoshop document into Chrome and it starts downloading..

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@robinjindia I was swinging around like a see saw...... Taawun area. Thought I had a headache!!

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Client - My uncle feels the website is not 'alive'.

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Client - I hear you are the BEST. Now give me your BEST price.

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Client - I prefer working with you because you sound like a military commander. #okaaaay?

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Client - Hi, I've got a project that's due NOW. Can you just do something really really simple?

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Google Keep is down!! KEEP IT UP Google!!

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Client - Sorry, my handbag called you. Bye!

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Client - Please BRING DOWN your price. Thank you.

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Client - Let's just start off with the website design first. We can sort out the content after the site is launched. #Riiight

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Client - Can you create my website in the Google? #WTF

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Client - WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOSTING CHARGES?! MY WEBSITE ISN'T DOING ANYTHING!

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@mediatemplehelp NOPE! All my sites are still down.

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@mediatemplehelp WHAT IS THE ETA FOR MY DV server: vzs071? It's DEAD AT THE MOMENT!

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Client - I know we're about to launch the site but I'm just not feeling it anymore. Can we start from scratch? #SureWhyNot

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Client - Thk u for your patience. We have finally decided not to have a website at this point in time. Pls refund our advance payment.