njambiszn

twenny sumn😝🤭
XO.memory bank.XO

[𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔬 💋 @bgftjcypsy]

Under my regime any car that doesn’t stop for people to cross at a zebra crossing will be blown up with the driver inside 🙏🏾

[𝗞 𝗔 𝗡 𝗚 𝗘 𝗧 𝗛 𝗘™🇰🇪 @Realkangethe]

Charity Waweru alias Genz Baddie cooking genz betrayer kasmuel on a live TV. Roseline Alionya and other gens on government payroll are hiding their faces. Ni aibu sana kukaa kwa tv ukisifu uongozi wa fake hustler from sugoi, kasongo ukijua ukweli umelipwa😭💔

[Rene🧚🫧 @sheisafairyyy]

No one craves for an elder sibling more than an elder sibling.🥹

[Gaviria @Luciano420_M]

When a blunt gives me direct orders to eat food meant for 17 guests

[🕸️🕷️ @redlotuslok]

Kuna hii kitu inaitwa Kofi na utakula

[solé @layxsnv]

the older I get I can’t wait to get home and lay down

[𝔁𝓸 @hushatlas]

I fear ragebait will work on me because I’m naturally an angry woman

[miia @miiagarro]

getting your period right after a day of crying is so validating like i knew i wasn't a weak bitch... i was just hormonally possessed

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

3 days at an all-inclusive resort is exactly the reset I need right now.

[m @yowot_]

marry someone u can mention in acknowledgement of your thesis

[𝕄𝕒_ℤ𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕠 @Nomagugu_xo]

"you're a strong person, you handled everything so bravely"
Me when I sit alone.

[Judy @JudyWagathigi]

Effervescence was such a goated answer in the chemistry questions

[Pablo 🎱 @supuypweza]

Kupiga teargas nyumbani after tumekosana family gathering is still on my bucket list.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the AUDACITY of my body to be tired after i gave it 8 hours of sleep. like bro i gave you everything.

[Mwangî @archiemwas]

"Nimeskia mkisema budget ya X-ray ni expensive mbona tusiite Mejja basi"

[Zion @zionszzn]

Getting older is crazy. One wrong pillow angle and your neck is disabled for the entire week. 😭

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

i have this gene in my DNA that just likes to spend money and have fun. This is why I need to make a lot of it

[𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖎 @thamieverywhere]

sometimes i just wanna take a long drive and listen to good music but fuel is so expensive. oh, also i don’t have a car. smh

[YAOUKO チケット @benderrr_]

Raha za dunia zinadhani nilikufa

[NaNa🦋🥀 @_adepejuh]

I just need 15 basic tops, 10 baggy jeans, 10 long skirts, 10 pairs of shoes, 5 bags, some jewelry, accessories and wigs. Very small request if you think about it