Nick Ebert

[Nick Ebert @njebert]

My wife, opening a package: “oooh, must be my preworkout!”
Package contents: 12 boxes of girl scout cookies.

[Nick Ebert @njebert]

Lincoln: 1 inch of snow. Nick’s driveway: Hold my beer... https://t.co/0OKuaFzUJr

[Nick Ebert @njebert]

Manga-Tiles create an incredible amount of conflict between me and my three year old.

[Nick Ebert @njebert]

Earlier tonight, I reminded my wife that I once showed her a video of a machine folding laundry (FoldiMate). She responded that she already knew what I looked like.... I immediately started coughing from the smoke created by that massive burn.

[Nick Ebert @njebert]

Today is the one year anniversary of the formation of Ball, Loudon, Ebert, and Brostrom LLC! Immensely proud of @brettebert and her partners Christ Ball, Andrew Loudon, and Kara Brostrom. @ Lincoln, Nebraska https://t.co/FzkDZSF8mM

[Nick Ebert @njebert]

Looks full to me. Better run it.

[Nick Ebert @njebert]

Another quarantine quote, “let’s see how I feel after I eat all this spaghetti”

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“Make sure you eat that over the sink” has become my most common phrase during the quarantine.

[Nick Ebert @njebert]

Let’s let the Monday shift handle this one.

[Ben Plowman @benplowman]

The most boggling part of the US #COVID19 response is that the CDC is still not updating their total case count website on weekends.

Arguably the best way of knowing if things are getting better or going to shit and the CDC thinks "meh, this can wait til Monday".

[Nick Ebert @njebert]

@paulbbauer Little mayo, little mustard, throw in a rough chop of mixed nuts. English muffin base optional, but heavily preferred.

[Nick Ebert @njebert]

Toast an English Muffin, hit with some olive oil, salt, and pepper. It is fantastic.

[Nick Ebert @njebert]

New app idea: Long-sleeve shirts for toddlers with sleeves that roll up. Game changer.

[Graduate Studies at Nebraska @UNLGradStudies]

Shilpa on #UNLGradLife: My prof. was outstanding & supportive & the diverse group of intl. people here [was unique].

[Nick Ebert @njebert]

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#Spreetail #lnk #tataonkainthepark