Nik Jeffries

syncretism |ˈsi ng krəˌtizəm|
noun

[Nik Jeffries @njeffries]

Hey @thrilljockey when are you going to put your artist’s music on @qobuz? Seems odd Tortoise, Colleen, Sea and Cake etc etc aren’t on there but are on other platforms…

[Nik Jeffries @njeffries]

Hello @forestbike_uk I’ve never got one on of your bikes, but having read the Highway Code I don’t think this is normal parking etiquette. Kindly explain…

[Nik Jeffries @njeffries]

Hey @limebike is this normal parking behaviour? If not, kindly explain WTF is going on? thanks.

[Nik Jeffries @njeffries]

@_LimeAID @limebike @hackneycouncil So what do you have to say for yourselves @limebike????? @hackneycouncil

[Nik Jeffries @njeffries]

Hi @limebike your bikes are a SERIOUS health hazard. People park them in the middle of the pavements in @hackneycouncil - blocking the way for disabled people etc. et cetera. Please sort this out or BAN THE BIKES.

[Nik Jeffries @njeffries]

@_LimeAID @limebike @hackneycouncil I just did @limebike. Don’t send me auto responses. Sort out your bikes and your irresponsible customers. @hackneycouncil - you should ban the bikes, or force specified on road parking zones.

[Nik Jeffries @njeffries]

@_LimeAID @limebike @hackneycouncil And another one 5 minutes later. Ridiculous. @limebike @hackneycouncil

[Nik Jeffries @njeffries]

@_LimeAID @limebike @hackneycouncil Tbh it’s extremely difficult due to the sheer volume! But here’s one I just spotted @limebike in @hackneycouncil. Your users are so inconsiderate, not thinking about disabled or partially sighted people.

[Nik Jeffries @njeffries]

The Substance, or: How Elisabeth Lost her Sparkle.

#TheSubstance

[Nik Jeffries @njeffries]

Very demure, very mystical.

[Nik Jeffries @njeffries]

@limebike @hackneycouncil Thank you very much. The general Stoke Newington area is quite bad with bikes left blocking the pavements - outside the @ClissoldParkTav especially. Anything your team can do to help would be greatly appreciated. Special parking bays would help.

[Nik Jeffries @njeffries]

Hey @limebike, have you ever thought about partially sighted or disabled people? Or anyone who wants to use a pavement, for that matter? Whilst I encourage less cars, your bikes are little more than corporate littering. #Hackney #RideGreen #Limebike @hackneycouncil

[Nik Jeffries @njeffries]

@limebike @hackneycouncil Hi, thanks for the quick reply @limebike - it’s by Clissold Park in Stoke Newington, London, but tbh it’s rather hard given there were around 25 of them clogging up the pavement. Adding @metecoban92 as he’s my local councillor and should be able to help.

[Nik Jeffries @njeffries]

FYI @BBCNews - a correction to your story, Link’s Awakening was originally a Game Boy game, not a SNES game.

https://t.co/rtJlZEt2Ov

[Nik Jeffries @njeffries]

RIP DAMO SUZUKI

[Nik Jeffries @njeffries]

Had a wonderful shopping experience in @guitarguitaruk Camden yesterday. Really helpful and knowledgeable staff. It’s always best to try kit out first, and this is the place to do it. 10/10.

[Nik Jeffries @njeffries]

Fun end of year fact - before we got cut off from Europe in the last ice age, the Thames was originally a tributary of the German river Rhine.

[Nik Jeffries @njeffries]

Hi @YouTube your ‘ambient mode’ is an affront to aspect ratios. Thankfully I was able to turn it off in the settings, but why would you even bring this in? Widescreen bars shouldn’t change colour.

[Nik Jeffries @njeffries]

So @DisneyPlusUK let me get this clear. You’ve raised an annual sub price by 120% since 2020. You’ve removed Dolby Vision for normal subs. You’ve automatically enrolled everyone on a premium sub (which, if not illegal, is unethical). Am I missing anything?

[Nik Jeffries @njeffries]

Fantastic news! #Wilko shops set to return to the High Street before Christmas https://t.co/SAWURyz0lg