Natasha Jensen

I often forget Twitter is a thing.
Appears as though I have no friends on here... Also appears as though I often think I'm funny. I'm not.

[Natasha Jensen @njensen23]

I know a lot of people complain about stepping on Legos. But have you ever stepped on your dog’s Kong and simultaneously rolled your ankle and had your life flash before your eyes? It is worse.

[Natasha Jensen @njensen23]

👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[RACER @RACERHQ]

The Rookie Orientation Program @IMS has been split into a standalone day for Jimmie Johnson and Romain Grosjean... #IndyCar

https://t.co/awC8wbyePj

[Natasha Jensen @njensen23]

PSA for the day: do not attempt to apply mascara as you belt out Defying Gravity.

[RACER @RACERHQ]

#IndyCar confirms return to Iowa Speedway with 2022 doubleheader event https://t.co/ML7kNPJlEM

[Natasha Jensen @njensen23]

I'm so ready for The Killers!!!! #altbday… https://t.co/DyrHPfbd0Z

[Natasha Jensen @njensen23]

If you don't get chills when you walk in here on race day, you're doing something wrong.

#indy500 #INDYCAR #raceday #turnleft #gofast

[Natasha Jensen @njensen23]

True love is saying you can have the last 5 three month old pizza rolls @MattaMike

[Natasha Jensen @njensen23]

Win tickets for Portugal. The Man at Farm Bureau Insurance Lawn, July 28, 2018 with Do317 https://t.co/6YMrQztdzT

[Natasha Jensen @njensen23]

"Jesus didn't wear a suit, so I don't wear a suit." - @MattaMike everyone.

[Natasha Jensen @njensen23]

Do rules/punishments fit the crimes? Pit in wrong box, fail tech, etc & its fine but DQ @mattkenseth for extra person #victorylap #nascar

[Natasha Jensen @njensen23]

I forget to use @Twitter & all I want to use it for is directing my angry messages. I'll keep the #badvibes here. #NASCAR #NASCARPlayoffs

[Natasha Jensen @njensen23]

Fail tech/fix car outside box- fine. Work on car- parked. Never been more disappointed w/ an inconsistent series @NASCAR @NASCARonNBC #sad

[Natasha Jensen @njensen23]

Why is this so trueeee https://t.co/dXuwlQ4SBF

[keely flaherty @keelyflaherty]

2007: i'm drunk, gonna call my ex

2017: i'm drunk, gonna call my senator

[Natasha Jensen @njensen23]

Ayyye sup #Twitter? Sometimes I forget you're a thing. #SocialMediaExpert #sup #isuck

[Natasha Jensen @njensen23]

Just entered to win tickets to this rad event on do317 https://t.co/FX8JSaZB5y

[Indianapolis Motor Speedway @IMS]

Retweet if this is you RN ⬇️ #Brickyard400

[Natasha Jensen @njensen23]

Shake and bake baby! It's #raceday at @IMS and I'm pumped to be here (again this week)!!! 🏁🏁🏁… https://t.co/wzkqwa6Q9B

[Natasha Jensen @njensen23]

Haha omg @MattaMike we are sweaty tire changing messes. Can't believe we lost. Team Menard!! #Brickyard400 @IMS #NASCAR #lifegoals #nexttime https://t.co/H48GEQC6xB

[Indianapolis Motor Speedway @IMS]

They're ready for the pit stop competition! 👍👍 #HaulerParade

[Natasha Jensen @njensen23]

I kind of forgot #Twitter existed. I'll try better.

[Natasha Jensen @njensen23]

@NASCAR @KySpeedway Ayeee, would you mind posting a video of this last wreck? Was at the race and no instant replay here.. k thanx.