Purity

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

There’s this episode of SpongeBob where he starts crying because he doesn’t want to be an adult anymore and just wants his grandma to make him cookies. That’s exactly how I feel right now.

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left opened, loud noises, and people.

[telle @telleeetubby]

POV: When i ask people who owe me money to pay me back..😭😭

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult

[AJ @JST_ZC32S]

Ushawahi gonga gari chini mahali hadi ukazima muziki na ukaanza kuendesha speed limit 😂

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

How I’ve been watching shows lately:

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

In all its glory 🏆

[Hon. Japheth Ouma @JaphethOtieno01]

Who is this guy. Very short and clear.
Kasongo atatuambia ametoa wapi kura 2027

#RejectFuelPrices

[Wachira. @Thee_mavERIC]

Sahii therapeutic night drives zimeisha, unasimama kwa balcony unapiga nduru mbili smart unaendelea na maisha

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

“You handled it so well!”

Me the moment I got into my car

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

Me on my day off not knowing whether I should sleep or make the most of life:

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

Corporate life is mostly pretending you didn't see that email until you're emotionally ready

[Connor Humm @TikiTakaConnor]

Mikel Arteta made some of the biggest calls he’s ever made today and he’s doing stuff I’d never expect.

That decision to play Rice at right-back was wrong and he realised his mistake and switched it shortly after by bringing in Mosquera.

He then substituted the substitute in Zubimendi because he was nowhere near the required level.

Bringing in Odegaard who changed the match.

Even Madueke for Saka was positive.

Unbelievable management.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Whatever Microsoft engineer decided to make the Teams status indicator change from green to yellow after two minutes of inactivity, come here. I just want to talk.

[Gabi Wall @gabi_wall6]

“Arsenal is boring”

“They will be the worst winners”

“They rely on corner kicks”

Keep talking but I am 5 matches away from the premier league title and the UCL trophy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Kestin @keskanana]

Have just come for an oil change wdym my common baconator tarbonater percolater needs to be replaced mkora wewe

[𝘒𝘯𝘰𝘹 🔁 @its_knox_]

haha nimeprompt mzae tukiwa kwa nyumba akasema mikora inadhani itaniweza nimeisha

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

When you were about to rage quit your job but then your boss praises you in the team meeting

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

when the Uber driver just greets you and then takes you to your destination without any chit-chat

[Softboy @softboywin]

the question “how is work” really pisses me off😭. work is work bro, idk what else you want me to say