Youtman🇰🇪😵‍💫

Certified medic🤝

[Reechmilly @Reechmilly]

A nigga who knows his worth be lonely af

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Normalize buying yourself something nice after payday. You’re not working just to pay bills and buy groceries

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

P*ssy shouldn’t excite you. It should scare you when you realize how many men are broke, in jail, or in the grave because of it.

[Manchester City US @ManCityUS]

Lost the game, won our hearts 🩵🇳🇴

[James Orengo @orengo_james]

Thika nimetiiiii ...!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 BREAKING: Joško Gvardiol deal, done and confirmed as he signs new contract at Manchester City.

Agreement until June 2031 and move to Spain off for this summer.

Seen as key player by director Viana and new coach Enzo Maresca.

[Edwin🇰🇪 @justWailer]

I saw two guys wearing matching outfits and asked if they were gay?

They arrested me.

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Baby mama pussy is more addictive than crack

[KIFOTO @Kifotooh]

Shida ya soko sai,kila Ngo'mbe iko na ndama

[PINKMAN @mrpinkman55]

Pombe tutakunywa, bangi tutavuta na Bado maisha tutatoboa

[ney⚡ @fwSmitg]

I’m too smart to let you know how smart I am

[Sky Blues @SkyBluesXtra]

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Nico O’Reilly has been named Manchester City’s Player of the Season.

[𝐈𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐦𝐚𝐧  @thikapundit]

Redmi ukipigiwa inakuwa missed call before ujue ni nani amecall😂😂

[𝘋𝘶𝘭𝘦𝘹𝘹 ☆ @amos_dulex]

Condoms dont really guarantee full protection during sex. A friend of mine was wearing one and he got shot by the girls boyfriend.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Having sisters who don't post themselves naked on social media is a blessing. Some families go through a lot.

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

People don't really understand that if a person is loyal to you, it's because of their character and morals, not because you are special.

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Pep Guardiola 🐐

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

I think we underestimate how difficult it is to find genuine partners.

[Jeremy Doku @JeremyDoku]

“But Jesus looked at them and said to them, “With men this is impossible, but with God all things are possible.” - Matthew 19:26 NKJV

What a week! I know none of this is possible without the Lord Jesus Christ. All glory to Him, and I pray He continues to be glorified 🙌🏾🙏🏾✝️❤️

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇧🇷 Neymar Jr, confirmed as part of Brazil preliminary World Cup squad among 55 players pre-called up by Carlo Ancelotti.

Decision on bringing Ney to World Cup or not will only be made next week. 🏆⏳