njithi™

Techie, Torrent junkie, Gooner, Kenyan.

[njithi™ @njithi]

Bartok: There will be times where we are powerless to injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest.

[Maddy @MaddyViews]

The reason the world is upset with Israel is because of the 700,000+ innocent Palestinians they’ve murdered.

It’s not because they’re Jewish. Hope that helps.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

I have consulted the spirits of my ancestors, they tell me ndindi Nyoro will be on the ballot and will be the first to conceed deafet to legitimize the election process. They want a male goat with one testicle to blow away that bad omen from kiharu looking to cripple the revolution. Jowi jowi jowi.

[njithi™ @njithi]

@GMONEYizME Anyway I say him hapa Quiver kilimani juzi , uurm , he never left........ So now I'm listening to the whole "Before I leave" set I think 1 to 4 ziko SoundCloud. @GMONEYizME thank you for elevating this kenyan Reggae Scene.

[njithi™ @njithi]

Tonight I found the password for my SoundCloud, Years ago a British/Jamaican dj @GMONEYizME decided to do a Mix titled 'Before I leave' , Sema heart break 💔. kumbe it was 'Games of urban town'. 😂😂

[Bane @MisterAlbie]

That Mau Mau discourse is bait raging by the usual characters.

[Nicholas Kiamba @nkiamba23]

@ntvkenya I think @WilliamsRuto is saying the truth. Kenya is the biggest milk producer in Africa. Imagine the government milking 55 million kenyans! 😂😂😂

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

2027 tunachaguana ama tunachongoana😁😁? Ananiita Mr. Empty juu amejaa ngori ama? 😁😁 salaaleh!

[Adonijah ₿ @IrpheuS]

They have sunk trillions in capex and are getting mogged by models like deepseek 4.1 flash that will take their lunch worldwide. There is no way ya kurudisha hiyo invetment yote. Utterly beyond fucked. A win for humanity

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

That time they arrested Lichuma from Mathare social justice, threw him on a lorry. High above them, he proceeded to give them a few truths on why Kenyans are protesting. Waliaibika mpaka akashuka.

[Rasna Warah @RasnaWarah]

One day someone will write the history of Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a nation destroyed by greed.

[SirJester @JesterSirr]

There's a particular cruelty in creating problems that don't exist and then resenting people for not solving them. If you choose to wake at 5am, that's on you. Their sleep isn't disrespect. Don't use your sacrifice as a stick to beat them with. You're a grown adult. COMMUNICATE!

[Kathambi | Pan-African 💫🌍❤️ @iamkathambi]

Okay okay okay. I’ll just say it.

The “Jeff Koinange knows nothing about Kenyan food” act has run its course.

The ‘not matumbo for sure” was funny but since then, it’s been firmly in the diminishing returns / kujifanya territory.

It’s time to wrap it up. Please, thanks.

[MR ORINA @wakilinaph]

Rongai is not a real place , A monkey took my neighbor’s bra from the hanging line and put it in my wardrobe. I am finding it hard to explain to my girlfriend that no girl has visited my place. @KWSKenya please do something about this 🙏. I am under siege right now.

[fooo @bitcoinpanda69]

As a stay at home husband, I spend most of my days and weeks lifting, tanning, training martial arts, and reading philosophy

when my haggard, hedge fund manager wife gets home from her 110 hour a week j*b to fund my lifestyle, I gotta say I am so pissed off she has been neglecting me

And she is always forgetting to pick up the milk at the store (I told her multiple times)

I know it's bad, but if she's tired maybe she should work less? Also if she even gave a shit about me at all, she would find a way make the time for me

and she's barely ever "in the mood"

Anyway that's why I'm cheating on her, which she deserves

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

FAFO.

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

I like how he handled that

[NR Comunicaciones @RaulGtzNR]

No olvidemos este clásico

[Bert Samuels @BertSamuels]

Russian Ship arrives in Cuba with Oil unmolested ! Duppy know who fe frighten!!

[Ademba Allans @Ademba_47]

In Kakamega the youths stepped up help the IEBC after claiming they didn't have enough staffs

Lazima tukue kadi

#TukoKadi

[Raskin Oyugi @Raskinoyugi]

Algorithm ikikufikisha hapa just retweet.

We shall never forget the June 25th Moments.😔💔