Nathan Johns

[Nathan Johns @njohns92]

Happy birthday Cletus

[Nathan Johns @njohns92]

Happy Birthday Mighty Whitey @tjordan58

[Nathan Johns @njohns92]

@ClubProGuy @rhfco1

[Nathan Johns @njohns92]

Is a teacher going to work or school?

[Nathan Johns @njohns92]

And “the other day” can mean 2 days ago or 2 years ago

[™️ @pmyers_tm]

“watch out for deer” is just southern for I love you

[Nathan Johns @njohns92]

Since I didn’t find a money tree this afternoon looks like I’ll have to go to work tomorrow

[Nathan Johns @njohns92]

When somebody with an Android uses Snapchat it looks like their phone is drunk

[Nathan Johns @njohns92]

@tjordan58 Just here for your entertainment mighty whitey.

[Nathan Johns @njohns92]

Been everywhere but the electric chair and saw everything but the wind in my leather top crocs. Hate to see a legend go down like this.

[Justin Holt @rhfco1]

Worst news of 2k18

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“It’s not a haircut. It’s a lifestyle”

Don’t let your girlfriend within 500 feet of Memphis LB Jackson Dillon and his mullet.

[Nathan Johns @njohns92]

@justinkholt The fame was long outlived by that scalding hot punch

[Nathan Johns @njohns92]

Somebody take boomerang away from white girls

[Nathan Johns @njohns92]

Andalusia will forever hold the title for the worst parking lots.

[Nathan Johns @njohns92]

@CatWofford Holt on a 6 day single streak dropping bombs 😭

[Nathan Johns @njohns92]

@CatWofford Try to get that red frontier out of the ditch from now on Catherine

[Nathan Johns @njohns92]

What it looks like getting shot down in the dm’s https://t.co/vX5ZNS5ygE

[Ben Ryan @benjaminryan]

Play it cool Rodney.......play it cool......

[Nathan Johns @njohns92]

Today I’ve saw a woman with a cigarette and Busch Light in one hand, holding a baby in her hip, while working the grill and a Camaro with a rebel flag painted on the roof with Roll Tide across the back glass. Covington County you never disappoint.

[Nathan Johns @njohns92]

Sure was nice of @amnall mom to send me lunch at work 😏

[Nathan Johns @njohns92]

@amnall I’m to busy trying to catch up with the Nalls to be wasting anybody else’s time

[Nathan Johns @njohns92]

There’s no in between with a microwave.. either your food is on fire or still cold as ice

[Nathan Johns @njohns92]

@justinkholt @barstoolsports That samich looks a little thicker