Nick Johnson

[Nick Johnson @njohnson2004]

Didn't get the job

[Nick Johnson @njohnson2004]

@Warcraft Lol I wouldn't mind a key myself tbh

[Nick Johnson @njohnson2004]

Wish me luck i have a job interview soon for almost triple the pay and double the hours of my current job.

[Nick Johnson @njohnson2004]

@trashxoverlord Oh makes sense why you enjoy it lol

[Nick Johnson @njohnson2004]

@trashxoverlord Lol maybe, the next cute selfie of yourself.

[Nick Johnson @njohnson2004]

@trashxoverlord Feel better soon!

[Nick Johnson @njohnson2004]

Omg I'm so done with everyone. Might need to start just making new friends.

[Nick Johnson @njohnson2004]

Do like the popular vote* (one reason. I dont tweet much)

[Nick Johnson @njohnson2004]

Oof, I only enjoyed ONE of this. God, I really don't the popular vote, I guess.

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

The New York Times: The 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century

1. Breaking Bad (2008-2013)
2. The Wire (2002-2008)
3. Mad Men (2007-2015)
4. Succession (2018-2023)
5. Fleabag (2016-2019)
6. Game of Thrones (2011-2019)
7. Veep (2012-2019)
8. 30 Rock (2006-2013)
9. Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000-2024)
10. Atlanta (2016-2022)
11. The Office (U.S.) (2005-2013)
12. Arrested Development (2003-2019)
13. Girls (2012-2017)
14. Friday Night Lights (2006-2011)
15. Six Feet Under (2001-2005)
16. The Office (U.K.) (2001-2003)
17. The Americans (2013-2018)
18. I May Destroy You (2020)
19. Chernobyl (2019)
20. The Crown (2016-2023)
21. The White Lotus (2021-present)
22. Lost (2004-2010)
23. The Comeback (2005-2026)
24. Deadwood (2004-2006)
25. The Leftovers (2014-2017)
26. Black Mirror (2011-present)
27. Better Call Saul (2015-2022)
28. Band of Brothers (2001)
29. Key & Peele (2012-2015)
30. Severance (2022-present)
31. Survivor (2000-present)
32. Andor (2022-2025)
33. Enlightened (2011-2013)
34. Schitt's Creek (2015-2020)
35. True Detective (Season 1) (2014)
36. The Pitt (2025-present)
37. Battlestar Galactica (2005-2009)
38. Homeland (2011-2020)
39. Watchmen (2019)
40. Adolescence (2025)
41. Louie (2010-2015)
42. Hacks (2021-2026)
43. Peaky Blinders (2013-2022)
44. BoJack Horseman (2014-2020)
45. Happy Valley (2014-2023)
46. Broad City (2014-2019)
47. Twin Peaks: The Return (2017)
48. House of Cards (2013-2018)
49. Normal People (2020)
50. Parks and Recreation (2009-2015)
51. The Good Place (2016-2020)
52. Downton Abbey (2010-2015)
53. Stranger Things (2016-2025)
54. The Bureau (2015-2020)
55. Insecure (2016-2021)
56. Nathan for You (2013-2017)
57. I Think You Should Leave (2019-present)
58. Chappelle's Show (2003-2006)
59. PEN15 (2019-2021)
60. Peep Show (2003-2015)
61. RuPaul's Drag Race (2009-present)
62. Slow Horses (2022-present)
63. The Thick of It (2005-2012)
64. Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown (2013-2018)
65. Mare of Easttown (2021)
66. The Rehearsal (2022-present)
67. The Handmaid's Tale (2017-2025)
68. Ozark (2017-2022)
69. Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations (2005-2012)
70. The Shield (2002-2008)
71. Beef (Season 1) (2023)
72. Squid Game (2021-2025)
73. Barry (2018-2023)
74. The Bear (2022-2026)
75. Ted Lasso (2020-present)
76. Somebody Somewhere (2022-2024)
77. Modern Family (2009-2020)
78. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005-present)
79. The Good Wife (2009-2016)
80. How To With John Wilson (2020-2023)
81. The Queen's Gambit (2020)
82. Better Things (2016-2022)
83. Justified (2010-2015)
84. Planet Earth (2006)
85. The Great British Baking Show (2010-present)
86. Shogun (2024-present)
87. Reservation Dogs (2021-2023)
88. Dexter (2006-2013)
89. Baby Reindeer (2024)
90. Eastbound & Down (2009-2013)
91. Catastrophe (2015-2019)
92. The Night Of (2016)
93. Station Eleven (2021-2022)
94. The Diplomat (2023-present)
95. House (2004-2012)
96. Halt and Catch Fire (2014-2017)
97. Community (2009-2015)
98. The OA (2016-2019)
99. Gilmore Girls (2000-2007)
100. Scandal (2012-2018)

Source: The New York Times, "The 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century," voted on by 500+ actors, writers, showrunners, and other TV industry insiders.

[Kira @kirahottt]

Unsolicited nvdes from friends is hot as fuck btw

[Nick Johnson @njohnson2004]

@trashxoverlord Must be the air pressure change again here. My head has been pounding all day.

[Nick Johnson @njohnson2004]

@trashxoverlord Who is the target audience?

[松子酒（接交友投稿） @Songzjiu]

性爱小技巧：舔穴教程
从女生躺下、双腿自然分开开始。你跪在她两腿之间，先别急着埋头。用手掌从大腿内侧慢慢往上推，拇指在腹股沟轻轻按两下，让她知道你要开始了。用鼻尖或嘴唇先蹭过阴唇外侧，不碰阴蒂，只呼吸。
第一阶段：外围预热（30–60秒）
用舌面从会阴往上，整片阴唇外侧来回舔两遍，速度慢，压力中等。左右大阴唇用嘴唇含住轻轻吮一下，再放开。小阴唇用舌尖沿着边缘描，像在描一条湿润的线。这一步目的不是直接给高潮，是让整个区域充血、变敏感。她开始扭腰或用手按你的头，就可以进入下一阶段。
第二阶段：阴蒂外围画圈（最容易翻车的���方）
阴蒂不要一开始就又快又狠。先用舌面盖住整个阴蒂包皮区域，左右缓慢移动，像用舌头给它做热敷。然后改用舌尖，在包皮外围画很小的圆，一圈顺时针、一圈逆时针，圈越画越小。每画三四圈，用嘴唇把阴蒂连同包皮轻轻含住，吮一下就松开，再继续画。
她如果突然夹腿或发出短促的声音，说明已经对了，保持这个节奏，不要突然加速。
第三阶段：阴蒂直攻 + 节奏变化
把包皮轻轻上推（用拇指或舌尖），露出阴蒂头。用舌尖点、舔、绕三种动作交替：
点：短促轻点顶部
舔：从下往上扫过
绕：绕着阴蒂头画极小的圈
每做8–10下，改成整片舌面贴上去左右摩擦两下，给她一个“面积感”的缓冲，然后再回到舌尖。速度可以慢慢加快，但力度始终由轻到中，观察她大腿内侧是否发抖、腰是否往上送。
第四阶段：内外同时（杀招组合）
一只手的中指或食指蘸女生自己的水润滑，从阴道口缓慢进入，指腹朝上找G点（通常在入口内约4–6厘米、朝肚脐方向的海绵状区域）。手指在里面做“过来”的弯曲动作，同时舌头继续在阴蒂上保持刚才找到的节奏。
进阶版：手指在里面缓慢画圈或做“勾”，舌头在外面同步画反向的小圈。内外节奏错开一点，她会更难适应，也更容易失控。
第五阶段：她快到的时候怎么收
感觉她呼吸变乱、大腿内侧肌肉持续收紧、阴蒂变硬变敏感时，有两种选择：
1加速收尾：舌头改成快速、小幅度的左右扫或点，手指在G点上加快“过来”的频率，但幅度变小。保持到她高潮，高潮过程中不要立刻停，继续轻舔阴蒂外围帮她把余波延长。
2折磨版（对应你前面说的女上那种“慢杀”思路）：她马上要到的瞬间，舌头改成极慢、极贴的整面摩擦，手指几乎停在G点上只做轻微按压。她会自己把腰送上来求你快点。再突然恢复快速，通常会直接过线。
高潮后阴蒂会非常敏感，立刻改成用嘴唇含住整个区域轻轻吮、或改舔大阴唇和大腿内侧，给她30–60秒不应期缓冲，再决定要不要第二轮。
实用注意
牙齿绝对不能碰到阴蒂。
舌头保持湿润，中途可以抬头咽一口或用手指把润滑带上来。
她说“慢一点”“轻一点”立刻照做，说“就这样”就锁定当前动作不要加戏。
她高潮后阴道还在一收一放时，你把舌头或手指停在里面感受那个节奏，再轻轻跟上，体感会特别强。
建议15–20分钟：前3分钟预热、中间8分钟主攻、后面留反应和收尾。
按这个节奏做，比单纯“狂舔阴蒂”有效得多。

[⋆｡𖦹 ° @rjmxrell]

hide your sadness. no one cares

[Nick Johnson @njohnson2004]

@trashxoverlord Whats that?

[Nick Johnson @njohnson2004]

@trashxoverlord Whoa. Thats crazy. She isn't very old at all!