Nico Jonezzz

cats. aliens. whales. women’s rights. EQUAL RIGHTS FOR ALL. & witchy tingzzz. ps. LIBERAL AF

[JustChris @onejustchris]

Have you heard ‘JustChris Revival’ by OneJustChris on #SoundCloud? #np https://t.co/3KxN5hMCW4

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

why does lana del ray simultaneously make me want to do coke with a bunch of finance bros yet also stand on a balcony holding a crystalline wine glass crying in silk pajamas

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

knowing someone’s coffee order is such a pure form of love because it just means I pay attention to you and I care about what you like even if I think hazelnut is repulsive

[Nico Jonezzz @NJonezzz]

Don’t start no shit, won’t be no shit. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Nico Jonezzz @NJonezzz]

Oh shoot. Bf didn’t finish his beer before passing out. Guess I’m gonna have to drink it. 🙄🤷🏻‍♀️

[Nico Jonezzz @NJonezzz]

Someone needs to tell drunk me, you don’t got money like that.

[Nico Jonezzz @NJonezzz]

While I’m some stain there on your bedsheets, you’re my diamond in the rough.💎

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

me & my girlfriends sober: I can’t have sex with a guy unless we really have that ~spark~, you know?
me & my girlfriends after 1.5 margaritas: ya if I was alive in the 60s i’d 100p let JFK raw me

[Nico Jonezzz @NJonezzz]

Just sitting in bed topless eating Honey Nut Cheerios in bed. This is what being an adult is all about.

[Nico Jonezzz @NJonezzz]

How early is too early for Mac N Cheese?

[fearne cotton @Fearnecotton]

Honey aged 3 just asked me if we can go in a rocket to the moon to meet David Bowie. Oh darling I wish we could. 💫⚡️

[Nico Jonezzz @NJonezzz]

@essenviews Lmao his twitter mentions def say otherwise. #ReopenTheGovernment twat.

[Nico Jonezzz @NJonezzz]

Hair as black as my soul🖤

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Here are my protest chant suggestions for the shutdown:

“Hey heys! Ho Hos! The government’s not yours to close!”

“3-5-7-9! Trump and Pence should just resign!”

“What do we want? PAYCHECKS! When do want ‘em? NOW!”

“The people! United! Can’t wait till you’re indicted!”

[Nico Jonezzz @NJonezzz]

@MonikaBenyamen Yayyyy me too!!!

[Nico Jonezzz @NJonezzz]

@MonikaBenyamen 33 😬

[Nico Jonezzz @NJonezzz]

@realDonaldTrump Stfu anyone with half a brain cell knows you wrote that.

[Nico Jonezzz @NJonezzz]

@realDonaldTrump go fuck yourself!

[Sara Hoback 🦦🦚🦥🦨🦧🦖🦅 @HobackSara]

We should boycott the State of the Union speech and tune out of cable news during that time. Give @realDonaldTrump the worst ratings ever.