you’re a damn liar, i knew i recognised you 😭 i work at the Louis Vuitton at Somerset mall you paid for this in Klarna, $101 a month for the next 12 years and then whispered to me to print the receipt anyway 😭 I literally saw you take a photo of it and then run out the store
*waits in line to check-in*
frontier agent: ma’am what are you doing standing there?
???? bitch i’m obviously waiting in line to get called like a normal person 🙄
scorpio: ngl, they’re a hard code to crack. but a lot of people assume their flaw is overexposure, but NOPE. it’s FEELING POWERLESS. if you want a scorpio to feel it, and i mean FEEL it. take your power back from them. they have it if you think so or not. they know what i mean 🌚
Megan Fox has deleted every mgk pic off her ig, quoting Beyoncé’s song about jay cheating, burning his letters and decided to just follow Harry Styles, Timothée Chalamet and Eminem to rub it right in mgk’s face. The world is healing…