Nathan Ramsden

[Nathan Ramsden @njramsden]

*does the Contributor Copy dance* :D

Also I am in a book with Jeff… https://t.co/OTGjof8AU2

[Nathan Ramsden @njramsden]

@moananddrone @martin_eve oh hai :D

Yeah that was me. Synth stuff is over at @nerdysynthdude these days. Glad it's still working, Kevin!

[Nathan Ramsden @njramsden]

@MothersMilkBks @UnsungTweets @AliyaWhiteley @arrroberts @shoreinf Am quite chuffed about this :D #understatement

[Nathan Ramsden @njramsden]

@luna_luminarium Liking this for you writing what you want to write, not for nobody being able to read it...

[Nathan Ramsden @njramsden]

oops a day late. But: https://t.co/5q2rn7cxaT

[𝙼𝚘𝚒𝚛𝚊 Garland📚🌈🟥🇦🇪 @moiragauthor]

Who knew? Today is National Fairytale Day. Be lucky and find discounted copies @HPBCLeeds. @MothersMilkBks @EJHowitt @njramsden @hiddengrove #fairytaleday #stories #Leeds #books #lucky #imagination #otherworlds #illustration #modern #ancient #1960s #spaceexploration

[Nathan Ramsden @njramsden]

@librarygirlknit Oh I often get accused of doing things to be all hipstery, when really I'm just old enough to have done everything popular when it was rubbish and uncool.

[Nathan Ramsden @njramsden]

Lovely review of this, always nice to get a mention :D #shortstories #independent #publishing https://t.co/z66SpCJaNV

[Nathan Ramsden @njramsden]

Need some of these pencils. #sweary #stationery #cockpencil https://t.co/JjkaPpdjG4

[Mobeena @mobeenakhan]

I got an excellent Galentine’s gift. My two loves combined. Stationery and swearing

[Nathan Ramsden @njramsden]

Logging back into Twitter for the first time in three months. Be gentle. #prodigaloldgit

[Nathan Ramsden @njramsden]

@librarygirlknit I log into Twitter for the first time in three months and this is what I find? Sigh

[Nathan Ramsden @njramsden]

@alysdragon Life's too short to write a book in a month. Do it in a way that makes you happy.

[Nathan Ramsden @njramsden]

@nicholasroyle And if you write short stories, they often don't pay at all. And that's not counting reading fees for many competitions. It's more practical to just write your work on fire bricks and light them to keep warm.

[Nathan Ramsden @njramsden]

Nothing quite says "weekend off" like one of the neighbours' house alarms screeching away for an hour. At least it makes a change to the car alarm, which lives about three yards from my bedroom window and gets triggered by ladybird farts and distant clouds.

[Nathan Ramsden @njramsden]

Ooh, burn. https://t.co/5693GslC0H

[Whores of Yore @WhoresofYore]

304: Legend has it that St Lucy of Syracuse was harassed by a man who said that he couldnt stop thinking about her beautiful eyes. In response she cut out her eyes and sent them to him, asking that he now leave her in peace

[Nathan Ramsden @njramsden]

I am 100% traumatised by these... banana candles. :O https://t.co/3UzEblwPhs

[Pulp Librarian @PulpLibrarian]

Worst. Advice. Ever!

Be Bold with Bananas (1972).

[Nathan Ramsden @njramsden]

@MooseAllain I was making a small winch for a school project way back, but couldn't remember the word for it and promptly announced, "I am having trouble with my wench."

[Nathan Ramsden @njramsden]

Friday thread of amazing: https://t.co/8y13R7PMVa

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

Accidentally said "Many thank you" to a woman in a shop.

[Nathan Ramsden @njramsden]

280 characters means you can tweet at least 33 full ascii codes in binary. Wtf are you even complaining about??

[Nathan Ramsden @njramsden]

Brushing up on the latest technology. #sinclair #spectrum #z80

[Nathan Ramsden @njramsden]

@jamesgarside_ That's because it's the writing equivalent of shitting through a sieve to the Countdown music. Find another way to write.