Niall

[Niall @njred82]

Stretford. My king!!!

[Niall @njred82]

@Gripper2502 I'll what? Dont try acting the candyman when other people spell things wrong till your own house is in order ya turkey!!!!

[Charlotte @RoylePin]

Just been in standstill traffic. The car in front was slowly rolling back so much so that my parking sensors started bleeping and then did the constant beep to say something is v close. Honked my horn. Man gets out, I giggle, he tells me to get out, I get out, he spits at me.

[Niall @njred82]

@spinscotty @BaldedOnline @Gripper2502 She's evolved!

[Niall @njred82]

@Gripper2502 Probanly because she's a dummy that cant move.

[Niall @njred82]

@sarm0161 @RyanRMUFC Think he added that just for likes.

[StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_]

Dulles airport this morning when an 11 y/o held by ICE for 6+ months, reunited with his mother & grandmother. He claimed asylum at the border and was detained, yet the mom was already living legally in VA. She sued the trump administration & won

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[Niall @njred82]

@_hb_x It doesnt. Its cola syrup mixed with co2 gas. Piss-water really.

[Niall @njred82]

@Arron_banks You silly fat fuck fucking racist idiot cunt. You really are stupider than you look aren't you.

[Niall @njred82]

@DavidMay04 You'll be a poud dad come the Olympics very soon!

[Niall @njred82]

@bealymufc Well unless your planning sucking them or getting them to tickle your G-spot dont worry about them if the rest is good enough

[Radioestadio @Radioestadio]

¿Puede ser la jugada más random de la historia?

[GeorgeWeahsCousin @WeahsCousin]

I'd like to think John McGinn is currently in a bath that contains only Champagne. Swigging from a bottle of the stuff at the same time, ringing everyone in his phonebook one by one saying "have you seen it?" before putting the phone down.

[@[email protected] @mrchrisaddison]

Chap I know, lifelong Mail columnist, 50s-ish, vociferous leaver, is so angry at how badly Brexit is going that he’s going round using his imaginary friends’ opinions for comfort.

[Niall @njred82]

@wee_baldy_ian What's 'a bead rattling bastard' when its at home?

[Steven McCaffery @StevieMcCaffery]

DUP veto claims are substantiated by its public blocking of May in December, and by Irish govt comments on DUP today. Public denials from the party are to avoid blame for No Deal crash. #Brexit

[Niall @njred82]

@DavidMay04 Somehwere in Wales