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[ogoonie @nk_o]

HOW I PAID MY STUDENT LOANS OFF IN 5 YEARS: A THREAD!!!

[③ @zurskiii]

niggas will message you “hello” on teams and wait for you to say hello back. just ask me the fuckin question

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

Somebody said we used to do prank calls as a kid now them spam calls tearing our ass up

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

Getting yo shit together requires a deep level of honesty with yourself, you gotta be able to look at yourself in the mirror & be willing to accept flaws & behavior that's not allowing you to grow , self evaluation is difficult but it's extremely necessary.

[ogoonie @nk_o]

General hygiene is at an all time LOW! WHY do you smell so bad so early in the AM?? This is why rich people fly private

[DP 🐐 @AyoVanta_]

At this rate, all y’all flyers look the same. We don’t know if you’re selling food, promoting a party, or doing taxes. 😭

[florinda 🎐🪽 @donafl0rinda]

who's gonna tell businesses that their promotional AI flyers look like shit

[𝙹𝙾𝚂𝚂𝚈 @jossyreturns]

"Do you all mind if we cancel?"
Me;

[Ben @MrGoodlyCooks]

I got some really good advice today at work and it was really impactful to me, “Professional envy is OK.” Basically telling me not to shrink myself, question my capabilities, or doubt my successes.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I can’t imagine being a billionaire and having no positive impact on the world. No schools, libraries, or hospitals. No diseases cured, no lives saved, no effort to help millions escape poverty. Just generating more money and a commitment to supremacy. How embarrassing.

[Jordo @veryADVANCED]

i am begging some of you to become ok with hearing not-so-great-things about yourself. especially if it is coming from a loved one that historically respects your agency. chances are you unknowingly crossed a boundary & someone is trying to tell you in a respectful way.

[Glamorizing Tech👩🏾‍💻💓 @princessxap]

I’ve been saying this from day 1. I don’t mind managing a system, process, etc. I never want to manage people. That isn’t a personal accomplishment of mine at all!

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The way everyone checks out of work on Fridays is a clear sign we need a 4 day workweek.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

NO, you CANNOT walk 10,000 steps daily, get 8 hours of sleep, cook every night, clean every day, take care of a family, make time for your own hobbies, and still be productive at work every day. This is not just propaganda, it is rubbısh. Free yourself from it.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Adulting is hardddd. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next you’re convinced you’re not doing enough.

[♡ @ArtCelineLove]

I've already given it my all this week and it's only Tuesday.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

you relax for 15 minutes after work and next thing you know it is 10PM😭

[eliz @eliza___v]

When you thought you had one braid left and she divides it into 21

[USA Reject @sadreturns]

how has it been 18 years and this is still one of the funniest videos on the entire internet

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Anybody else in the 30s-40s and ready to retire? 🤣

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I’ll decline a morning call so fast. Yeah, I’m awake but I haven’t even spoken to myself yet.