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[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

The teacher who designed the formation is great.

[Futurist🇿🇼 @WaltJackman]

Moments like these remind us that the internet isn’t all bad. 😅🔥

[abel nkavani @nkavania]

@MissNtabeni 93 mostly for cars without turbo

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Before blaming life, check your choices

[abel nkavani @nkavania]

@B33KAY03 @destinyzee Defreeze u spotty...

[Mzilikazi wa Afrika @IamMzilikazi]

HEBANNA: I rest my case, no further questions, your honour.
We need to talk.

[abel nkavani @nkavania]

@destinyzee #mogwete

[abel nkavani @nkavania]

@koko_matshela @OrapPeteT @CowansView @PieterDuToit @News24 Again?

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

A Florida man went viral after unlocking a police car in under 10 seconds when officers accidentally locked themselves out 😭

[abel nkavani @nkavania]

@Miz_Ruraltarain I wouldnt mind buying your books if you have any.....

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

This man just single-handedly stopped a massive disaster

[abel nkavani @nkavania]

@OptionAwo @Tmt__Boss How can 1 buy a bus from some1 who is a J walker.....etc

[Troll Football Media @TrollFootball2]

Egypt Argentina highlights

[abel nkavani @nkavania]

@pmcafrica Ford ranger has motion sensors

[XANDER GEOGRAPHIC 🏕️ @actionxander]

A tourist was tossed in the air by a bull bison in Yellowstone National Park. Pretty wild how quickly things escalated and how much ground the bull bison covers after it finished wallowing in the recreational area.

[Tags @mphathi2005]

@Patriot_S_A They want the old magogo to starve while they are building on empires, now he can afford 19 bodyguards, fleet of cars, living large while u are being asked to chase your tenants

[Infiltrado Blanco @InfiltradoRM]

Pero esto que es?!?!?!?!?

HASTA LOS NIÑOS AL REDEDOR DEL MUNDO SE EMPIEZAN A BURLAR DE ARGENTINA, MESSI Y FIFA.

Bravo 👏🏼 @FIFAcom @FIFAWorldCup habéis logrado convertir una competición en una burla, un meme.

A Argentina y Messi ya ni te digo..

[Haji @khal_haji]

When death comes for you, kanti you weren’t home — now you’re home, and it’s still calling.🤣

[Chief Erican PhD @EricanSA]

Kubi apha ku #Madlangacommission

Many people don’t remember this one, Linda Gxasheka. One of the 4 arrested EMPD officials. I remember the energy she came with when she appeared at Dlangi’s Smokey Steakhouse in February. She was on fire on her appearance, and probably kinda felt that she was gonna be the best person to dismantle Dlangi’s kitchen, heheheee, little did she know that she was facing the country’s highly decorated braai masters. They braaied her to the last charcoal.

She was the HR head of EMPD, and was accused of helping Imomomo (Imogen Mashazi) to shield Juluka Mkhwanazi and make sure no one touches him, and she was rewarded with a young R600 000 salary increase. She was also accused of having facilitated a transaction of R3.3 million that was paid to Cat Matlala’s wife’s shisanyama. The same shisanyama that was registered a few days before that tender was advertised.

She denied knowing Cat Matlala’s wife, Tsakane. When Chef Chaskoko presented the transactions to her she was like “Iyhoooo 😳😳, ooooooh mahn, yerrrr🤦🏽‍♂️, I remember seeing something like this you know, and there was something off about this transaction shem yaz🙆🏽, but I will speak to the finance department, they must explain.”

The way The Female Ganda-ganda, Mama Sesi Baloyi pressed her head against the corner of a steel braai stand and poking her spinal cord with a fork, she couldn’t believe that this was the same woman she disrespected earlier that day. When she left the Steakhouse that evening, she was humble like a dog after releasing hot air during the people!

[abel nkavani @nkavania]

@EricanSA Aahh Chief..forget abt Dlangis' kitchen, this type of writing skill is top notch.....bravo!!!!!