niknac

be combative💥👊🏼 or be s w e e t c h e r r y p i e 🥧 🍒

[niknac @nkeyxalex]

me n the girlies at a seventh grade sleepover:

[Zak Bagans 🧛🏻‍♂️ @Zak_Bagans]

Im in the mood for a Séance 🕯

[niknac @nkeyxalex]

@AlexaARoll @JupiterDreamCo

[James @CaucasianJames]

sometimes i wish i was 5 again just walking around dumb as shit

[Sophie Jansen @sophie_mhj]

jojo siwa is either going to be Like That forever or she’s gonna go absolutely off the rails. no in between. you know i’m right.

[James @CaucasianJames]

u ever just wake up and be like...yeah alright...okay for sure...okay yeah

[niknac @nkeyxalex]

@becpay hey remember our talk about how texts are permanent? so are tweets

[misery chick @titularnobody]

oh to be a house wife on the way home from the market carrying a paper bag with a large baguette sticking out of the top

[James @CaucasianJames]

not sure if i’m gonna tell my dentist if i floss or not. u just never know what ur gonna say till ur in the moment. i hope i say yes, but sometimes that light is so bright i get sweaty and say no

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

GOING TO THERAPY:
-expensive
-time consuming
-private

OVERSHARING REALLY WEIRD PERSONAL STORIES WITH MY COWORKERS AS THEY ENTER MY BRAIN:
-Free
-power move
-makes them extremely uncomfortable but we are closer after due to trauma bonding

[૮₍ ˃ ⤙ ˂ ₎ა @hahaitsfatima]

me: its on my private story

them: wait...you have a private story?

me:

[James @CaucasianJames]

feel like mike wazowski could’ve really benefited from cbd

[jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr]

kid: trick or treat!

me: here ya go

kid: is this an everything bagel?

me: you’ll understand when you’re older

[niknac @nkeyxalex]

@RyndersNate thicc cereal

[niknac @nkeyxalex]

nothing but good vibes and good memories associated with american boy

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

ladies it’s that time of year to “look at this random bruise i got” your way into a relationship

[carolyn @ballerguy]

Me and my sister hanging out like normal adults after beating the shit out of each other daily throughout our entire childhood https://t.co/H4WCxeXXiX