Nicole Fuqua

Over-educated woman.

[Nicole Fuqua @nkfuqua]

@UPS I’m trying to get help but your phone line but it won’t connect me to a person. How can I get a hold of someone who can actually help me rather than a robot that hangs up on me when I ask for customer service?

[Nicole Fuqua @nkfuqua]

Our girl @taylorswift13 really should have called this album “Folie á deux.”

[Nicole Fuqua @nkfuqua]

If, like me, you're hoping they make a salad with the Liz Truss lettuce and the Olivia Wilde salad dressing, you're probably too online.

[Nicole Fuqua @nkfuqua]

I’m purposely not watching the game but I would like to say FIRE JIM O’NEIL.

[Nicole Fuqua @nkfuqua]

@JoshuaAGear @JoeySafchikTV @white_tyler Everyone seems to forget that Northwestern only has 8k undergrads, and the percentage of them interested in things like sports or going out is pretty small. We could go to games for free because the student section was never full but you had to fight for a table in the library.

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Also, apparently I’m not done with football, so here’s my thoughts. Nebraska, you need to start thinking about yourselves the way that Minnesota does. PJ Fleck has slowly rebuilt a broken program. You don’t need Urban Meyer. (Dear god, shut up about that.) You need a Fleck.

[Nicole Fuqua @nkfuqua]

Hi internet. If you’re curious about how I feel about Northwestern football, tonight, I went out to a BYOB Filipino-Cuban restaurant and then to a bar in Andersonville. I do not want to hear about football, but Minnesota deserves to win the West.

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It’s time to talk to your children about Minnesota being the scariest team in the Big Ten West.

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@skelly54 “Go Cocks!” is way funnier than “Go Hogs!”

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@skelly54 Honestly, my 20 year old self would way rather do that.

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@white_tyler Any other year, the only upside would be making fun of Nebraska. But that’s not even fun anymore.

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I’m still convinced that the 2021 Northwestern team got on that plane home from Ireland.

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If you’re wondering, I’m refusing to watch the end of this game.

[Nicole Fuqua @nkfuqua]

Fire Jim O’Neil.

[Nicole Fuqua @nkfuqua]

I hate college football sometimes.

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I also remember interviewing fans who were really hoping their new coach would be the one and only Scott Frost.

[Nicole Fuqua @nkfuqua]

When I starting working in Nebraska, about six weeks in to me new job, I was called in on my off day to cover Bo Pelini’s firing. Sending thoughts to the reporters who are currently getting those phone calls now nearly 8 (🤯) years later.

[Nicole Fuqua @nkfuqua]

When I starting working in Nebraska, about six weeks in to me new job, I was called in on my off day to cover Bo Pelini’s firing. Sending thoughts to the reporters who are currently getting those phone calls now nearly 8 (🤯) years later.

[Nicole Fuqua @nkfuqua]

If Scott Frost had won this game, would Nebraska have waited until Oct 1? Did he just make $7.5 million by losing to Georgia Southern?

[Nicole Fuqua @nkfuqua]

I think I’m going to be stuck in this spot forever. How could I ever move?