Austin

Data Scientist/Griper in DC. Interested in #datascience, #machinelearning, #sna, #NLProc, and #dataviz.

[Austin @nkney]

@HomeDepot and @3M - I was wondering why these command hooks weren't working (I've never had a problem with them before). Then, when I looked at the back, I realized these were made in 2015. No wonder they have zero stick, they're over 10 years old! Is this normal?

[Austin @nkney]

@SimplySusie3 @BenGoldey DC fire says 60 people were on the CRJ7

[Austin @nkney]

@BenGoldey Listening to radio traffic, you hear them read "tail number 709PS" which comes back to this flight - https://t.co/TCIVyG4ONa

[Austin @nkney]

@capitalweather I hate to nitpick because I love CWG, but this link and all of your content is positioned behind WPs paywall :/

[Austin @nkney]

@thegridkid this a bit of a nit with today's NYT Mini but I think there's an error in the hint for 4 down: Currency replaced by the euro in Italy

This hint suggests the answer should be in the singular form, or Lira, however, the plural form, Lire is the accepted answer.

[Austin @nkney]

@AldiUSA I'm in this tweet and I don't like it

[Austin @nkney]

@YousefMarxist @danieljevon Sure, I'm not arguing that a clip like this could be faked. I'm asking what specifically about this clip is definitive proof that it was faked. I've played/watched a lot of DCS and I don't get that vibe at all from this.

[Austin @nkney]

@OpenMHz You're probably aware of this but the site is currently throwing a 502 error :(

[Austin @nkney]

Thanks @comcast for instituting data caps during a time when their absence was most critical. Just pre-ordered @SpaceXStarlink for the DC area. @elonmusk, you're literally my only hope of getting gig speeds in @AlexandriaVAGov, one of the wealthiest cities in the US.

[Daniel Lowd @dlowd]

I would like to publicly disavow and distance myself from these comments by my PhD advisor and collaborator.

I have worked with Pedro on a number of projects, and I respect his insight in some areas, but his rhetoric here is both false and harmful.

[Austin @nkney]

@flooranddecor https://t.co/iTwvdu71YJ

[Austin @nkney]

@flooranddecor You might want to check your Grout Calculator. Apparently I need 109 1 Gallon Bags of grout to tile my meager 30 sqft of kitchen backsplash. Or i dunno...maybe I do need 3 barrels of grout.

[Fing Internet Alert @outagedetect]

🔥 Considerable Internet #outage detected: #Comcast in #Virginia since 12:10 AM, impacting #Alexandria #Arlington #Gainesville +4 areas

🇺🇸 Live map and analysis
👉 https://t.co/vcS38Wj595

Retweet if down for you too
#comcastcares #Comcastdown #Comcastoutage #nointernet #night

[Austin @nkney]

@outagedetect @downdetector agrees

[Austin @nkney]

@steam_games Any chance I could get some help resetting my password? I've had an open ticket for a day now and would like to use some of my (rarely) free weekend to play some video games.

[Austin @nkney]

@AlexandriaVAGov I work from home and today, I experienced the 2nd complete @comcast outage this month. When this happens, a large portion of Alexandria West loses it's internet. It's borderline unacceptable it's 2019 and we have only a single ISP to choose from within the city.

[Austin @nkney]

@Google @googlemaps I know you guys are probably Giants fans, but they didn't even have a winning record this year, let alone make it to the World Series

[Austin @nkney]

@pepsi I'm as disappointed with Spongebob's short cameo in the Super Bowl Halftime show, as I am when I ask for a coke at a restaurant and they ask if pepsi is ok.

[Austin @nkney]

@JurgenPfeffer It was probably just a rogue Twitter bot that I bought when I was taking your class ;)