ashton 🪰🎃

donnie darko

[kayla @skramzbunny]

accidentally called a 12 year old who was in my way walking home a faggot

[LILI @kittnlils]

the art of using jojo figures as jewellery stands

[joey @joboduj]

officer i had no idea i was even driving

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

they should let me go inside everyone’s house just to see

[ShaneSaw M̷a̷s̷s̷a̷c̷r̷e̷ @FinalDude78]

when your workweek is over but you still need to work for another 30 years

[ashton 🪰🎃 @nkotbash]

@deadmeatjames @carebecc @lowcarbcomedy why cant you guys do this in indiana.

[i think @kutaiuranium]

saying “sure why the hell not” as i blow my leg off with a shotgun

[ashton 🪰🎃 @nkotbash]

@carebecc @wailingalien @deadmeatjames pics of the dead meat nails tho?

[ashton 🪰🎃 @nkotbash]

@carebecc be good people : (

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i likely died many years ago and this is all a fabrication created as a sort of purgatory for me whether thats to to teach me something or punish im not sure but i appreciate all your efforts in making this feel so real

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

new tiktok trend chop your legs off with a hatchet

[Kivvy Cat! @KivvyCat]

Remembered an embarrassing memory and muttered "I gotta kill myself" under my breath at work and my 40 year old manager looked at me like this

[MANA @ReptilianHybrid]

Weed used to make u laugh like SpongeBob now u get False Memories

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

there’s a dead lizard in my bank account

[Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite]

how it feels to be on your period during a heatwave

[🧘🏽‍♀️ @iluvt1gers]

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