nkotr quotes!

bot with quotes from the silly webshow "new kids on the rock" by neil cicierega, kevin james and ryan murphy!

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> welcome to the nkotr quote robot!
- n = neil, k = kevin, and r = ryan
- posts hourly
- sources include: the og series + the christmas specials

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Daxter Flaxter: Well done, children. It's time for you to move on.

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K: Hey guy's lets cut the film talk for 10 seconds we're gonna be late to class.
R: Yeah you're right.
N: Yeah..... Wait. W-We're 21, We dont... go to high school anymore.
K: Oh.
R: Let's get out of here.

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They all watch as a beam of light points at Plymouth Rock.
R: Look it's pointing at Plymouth Rock

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R: BREAKFAST IS SERVED GUYS! OVUM AAAAAND PIG RIBBONS!
N: Thank you, Ryan!

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N: Phew, Just a creepy old music box.
Neil then turns around to see a creepy ghoul.

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R: Hey, Neil. That line is bound to get shorter if we kill some time.
N: But I want to play it now!!!!
K: Ah, cmon Neil. Let's just go play some of those tv typewriters huh.
N: Fiiiiiiine.

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N: Wait a minute give me that letter. This is in some kind of code!
R: No... it's in english.
N: No No, they know we're smarter than that. T-This is a clue!
K: I agree with Neil.
N: Thank you Kevin. Se-See look at the envelope it's sealed with wax...wax!
N + K: THE WAX MUSEUM!

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Neil deflects the bullet The Misery Meister shot at the kids and it hits him right in the heart. MM dissolves, explodes, and then goes to hell. The New Kids then celebrate killing a man for the billionth time.

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Neil is working on a bomb as police get notified of his location.
N: Oh damn.

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R: We talked to the guys who are really cool and they commissioned us to make a series of webisodes for them!

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N: What are we doing here, Dazzler Boxer?
Daxter Flaxter: LET ME FINISH TALKING!

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Mitch Dollarton: WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE???

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N: You know what they say about Spooky manor, Right guys?
R: No, What do they say?

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K: I'm sure glad everything turned out okay in the end.
R: Yeah, We got our psychological thriller webisode done in record time!
N: You know what? I think this is our best one yet.

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Computer Fighters 2000: YOU LOSE!
Mitch Dollarton: NEXT VICTIM!

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PLYMOUTH ROCK STUDIOS
presents
HOLLYWOOD EAST
Produced by
NEIL CICIEREGA and KEVIN JAMES
In collabortaion with
R.MURPHY.

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K: Alright guys, let's get our dog back.
N: YEAH! Wait, hang on. Should we bring Frosty?
R: Nah, He looks kind of tired, one might say he was passed out cold?
N: Yeah let's go get our dog.

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With video games...Anything is possible.

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Mitch Dollarton: Now, Now. Don't bregrude those of us who can afford finer luxuries.
K: Neil, Punish this pennypincher.

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N: I don't know. We're helpless. We need Ryan, and Rocky.
K: That Misery Meister guy has all those powers though, we just have to get Ryan and Rocky back! Maybe if we just...Think hard enough!