It's Saturday
I'm not pregnant
I'm not begging a man to be nice to me
December is 3 months away
I'm not typing a paragraph to anybody's son begging for love
Pampers is not a part of my monthly budget for now
Life's good. 🥂
You know what would really slap? Some anesthesia. Like, recreationally. Someone should look into that.
Can you put me under for a couple days? Just a few. Nothing too outrageous.