Noah kwid

for your eyes only

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Getting older is the impulse to describe things as "slick"

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Everyone at this dave's hot chicken has that "I can't believe I just spent $20 on a chicken sandwich" look on their face.

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Watching old people use the self checkout lane like Austin Powers waking up from the goo

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When you lost all your juice and you can't figure out how to make new juice

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Capitalism is cool. It's showed me what it feels like to watch the timer on my phone count down as I shove food in my mouth. Beautiful

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My worms? Brain

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I miss the beginning of summer when, for 12 hours, I had a huge mustache

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eating chips by the handful
watching the 5000m race
peak self loathing

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analytics is the joy killer

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Imagine being on the internet the first day of 2407. It’s gonna be awful

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I miss old fun Twitter. This shit sucks so bad.

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It should be called drānyes, no?

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You think that gun fight would be as infamous if it took place at the okie dokie corral?

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@ComedyBangBang big chunky bubbles

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@emilynussbaum “Little Room” by The White Stripes. Might be a bit of a stretch

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What if I broke my ankle trying to do that hover walk dance? Would that make you happy, mom?

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@JamesPaasche “Dean’s Dream” by The Dead Milkmen

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I come to twitter for honest conversation about open AI. Real eye opening

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What do cereal companies think marshmallows are?