Nikki Lars

[Nikki Lars @nlars01]

@Mike_OB5 My daily go to is Aberdeen- hang a left and swoop back around. Makes me feel like less of an asshole

[Nikki Lars @nlars01]

2020 feels a lot like elementary school... a few asshats keep ruining things for the rest of us

[Nikki Lars @nlars01]

Have you ever ordered take out Chinese food and been told any amount of time other than fifteen minutes??? I haven’t. @AnneElyseLarsen

[Nikki Lars @nlars01]

@NDCP_Football will tickets be available to purchase at the gate or is there any pre-sale?

[Nikki Lars @nlars01]

Not sure whether I should be happy or concerned that I didn’t receive that presidential alert...

[Nikki Lars @nlars01]

Nothing brings out the Sunday scaries quite like Saturday & Sunday call 😱

[Nikki Lars @nlars01]

384729 - 0... the number of times I’ve gone back inside to check if my straightener is unplugged vs the number of times it’s been on

[Nikki Lars @nlars01]

Today one of my patients asked me to come back in the afternoon to watch the @Cubs game with him and it immediately made my 15 hour shift better. And a W to top it off...

[Nikki Lars @nlars01]

In other news, just found out the square I randomly picked for someone I met an hour before won him 5 grand yesterday. #sohappy4u Venmo me @nlars01

[Renèe @Iman_Reneez]

As I’m entering deeper into womanhood, I realize there are a few products that come in handy:

Tea tree oil
Apple cider vinegar
Aloe vera
Tumeric
Coconut oil
Now that
We’ve
Lost their
Attention
We must
Work
Together to
Destroy
Fortnite
Hydrogen Peroxide
Castor oil

[Jurgy Scoots @JKoop619]

Lent is wild. Can have beer and wine or vodka gimlets on Fridays and that’s cool, but heaven forbid a chicken nugget comes anywhere near my mouth.

[Jeff Larsen @TheRealJLarsen]

Wife ✋🏼daughter 1 ✋🏼daughter 2 🚫

[Nikki Lars @nlars01]

Bought my car the summer after I graduated from Butler... today, I learned how to turn the all wheel drive on... turns out it doesn’t just go on automatically when it starts to snow 🙈

[Jeff Larsen @TheRealJLarsen]

No new friends @barstoolsports

[Nikki Lars @nlars01]

Today my attending said to me “are you an athlete? you look athletic” ...maybe if I can fool her into thinking I’m an athlete I can fool her into giving me an O.

[Nikki Lars @nlars01]

@RegimeDT Haha you set yourself up for that one, couldn’t resist