Nick Lawrence

[RiFF RAFF / DALE DAN TONY / JODY HiGHROLLER @JODYHiGHROLLER]

HOLLY HUSKY FACETiMED ME TO TELL ME SHE ATE A WHOLE PiZZA AND SHE MADE ME PROMiSE NOT TO GET MAD BEFORE SHE TOLD ME

[Nick Lawrence @NLawrence09]

@TOppenheimer that is just mean

[Nick Lawrence @NLawrence09]

@casigries I know right. Its a rough life out here.

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

Move over @FrankCaliendo, there's a new impersonator in town - @teddyb_h2o #VikingsConnected

[Nick Lawrence @NLawrence09]

@joejirschele hey.

[Ricky Rubio @rickyrubio9]

So Leonardo DiCaprio has never won an Oscar? Wow. #OscarsFacts

[Nick Lawrence @NLawrence09]

@SteveChiev with egg?

[Nick Lawrence @NLawrence09]

@SteveChiev Almost as many players as we have wins..

[Nick Lawrence @NLawrence09]

@SteveChiev Never heard of um

[Nick Lawrence @NLawrence09]

@SteveChiev Thanks for having me

[Kyle Orton @KingNeckbeard]

Sometimes when we're watching game film I'll just start jerking off to these tight ass spirals I keep throwing. Good Lord they're beautiful

[Kyle Orton @KingNeckbeard]

Coach'll be like "Why'd you check down here Orton?"

I'm like "Sometimes you gotta pull the reins on the dragon there hoss."

[Kyle Orton @KingNeckbeard]

God put a rocket launcher on my shoulder jack, I can't be out here blowing holes in everyone's chests. There's only so many WRs on the team

[Kyle Orton @KingNeckbeard]

Same thing goes when I'm slaying cooch. I can't give every skank the full Orton. I'll turn that gash into haggis brosef! BOOSH!!

[Nick Lawrence @NLawrence09]

Timberwolves are in the news! It's for Corey Brewer's travel....

[Nick Lawrence @NLawrence09]

@casigries I bid 10 cents.

[Nick Lawrence @NLawrence09]

@SteveChiev Doritos™

[Nick Lawrence @NLawrence09]

@SteveChiev I played this song in memory of you in the party car. rip.

[Stephen Chiev @SteveChiev]

@NLawrence09 WHAT THE FUCK YOU YOU LIKE BOYS TOO ??

[Nick Lawrence @NLawrence09]

@SteveChiev UM.