Rachel LaCount

happiness can be found in even the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.

[Rachel LaCount @rlaco2009]

People in general are so annoying. I hate them all.

[Rachel LaCount @rlaco2009]

@CBYTrackFlack Can’t believe I woke up this morning and my boy’s a NON 3!

[Rachel LaCount @rlaco2009]

@ESPNFANSUPPORT I’m a league manager and have a league member who keeps getting an error on his app that says “You’re not authorized to view this league.” He definitely joined and has a team. Can you help?

[Rachel LaCount @rlaco2009]

ALERT THE MASSES!

[Rachel LaCount @rlaco2009]

I just ordered tacos, a chicken sandwich, and an egg roll at one restaurant. Jack in the box is a revelation.

[Canterbury Press Box @CBYTrackFlack]

Not to be lost in the Derby hoopla, trainer Bruce Riecken won his first stake at @OaklawnRacing when Lochmoor won $200k Breeders’ Chmp. This Arky bred has won 4 times at the meet. Bruce is one of the good guys in our game and has done wonders w this $12.5 claimer. @BRiecken

[Oaklawn Hot Springs @OaklawnRacing]

Lochmoor scores his third consecutive win at the meet and his first stakes victory in the Arkansas Breeders Championship for trainer Bruce Reicken and owner William Kennedy Jr. Lochmoor was ridden by Francisco Arrieta!🏇

[Rachel LaCount @rlaco2009]

PSA: Typing A Sentence And Capitalizing Every Word Is Wrong. PSA two: words in the middle of Sentences shouldn’t be randomly Capitalized.

[Rachel LaCount @rlaco2009]

When it’s 8:30 PM and you realize you don’t have to work tomorrow…Sunday scaries magically gone.

[KyHBPA @KyHBPA]

Thank you @ThorntonTD & @theTDN for this searing snapshot of how @hisa_us & @HIWUNews are ruining careers, lives but not improving racing or catching real cheaters. Support the #RHSA. @nationalhbpa @damon_thayer @tharacing @RepClayHiggins @DougdvmVAEquine
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[Rachel LaCount @rlaco2009]

Happy Derby day! I saw a shooting star when I arrived at the barn this morning. 🤞🏻

[Rachel LaCount @rlaco2009]

Just crying in my car to Speak Now (Taylor’s Version) like I’m 19 again and it was released for the first time. Normal Friday morning.

[Rachel LaCount @rlaco2009]

That* Forte

[Rachel LaCount @rlaco2009]

The USA Today reported the Forte is a two-year-old. PSA: don’t trust horse racing news from outlets that know nothing about horse racing. The misinformation that has abounded this Derby week makes me sick.

[Rachel LaCount @rlaco2009]

The USA Today reported the Forte is a two-year-old. PSA: don’t trust horse racing news from outlets that know nothing about horse racing. The misinformation that has abounded this Derby week makes me sick.

[Rachel LaCount @rlaco2009]

When is Girl Scout cookie season over so I can go back to the grocery store?

[Rachel LaCount @rlaco2009]

My life would be better if they’d bring back the uh-oh! oreo.

[Rachel LaCount @rlaco2009]

@HardyMusic went and put hardcore in my country music and I. Am. Here. For. It.

[Rachel LaCount @rlaco2009]

Thank you to Mike Evans and D’Andre Swift for finally showing up AFTER I’m out of the playoffs in fantasy football. 😒

[Rachel LaCount @rlaco2009]

I really was not thinking clearly when I chose pie as my signature Thanksgiving dish nine years ago.

[Rachel LaCount @rlaco2009]

I can’t believe it’s taken me ~20 years of eating chips and cheese to figure out I should construct them in two layers so each chip gets an adequate amount of cheese on it.

[Rachel LaCount @rlaco2009]

hot take: the 3 AM tracks are better than the main body of midnights.