National Lawn Darts Association

Protecting American's Right to Hurl Pointy Metallic Objects at Children

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@thekjohnston #kinkshaming

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@NRA That joke is so childish that I’m surprised Matt Gaetz hasn’t tried to fuck it.

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@ResisteUSA Lawn darts are ingrained in the principles that helped to form our democracy centuries ago. When Congress took action they committed an affront to the ideals that make this country so great. #MLDGA

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@RobinDuehring @mmfa A true miscarriage of justice for us responsible jart owners. It is the mission of the @NLDA_1 to correct this infringement on our recreational rights.

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@NRA You are so afraid of @AOC it’s hilarious. To the dustbin of history with you!

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@DLoesch Someone called a once-responsible lawn dart owner a “child murderer” for exercising his right to recreational freedom. The FDA came in and took everyone’s Jarts away in 1987. #keepyourhandsoffmyjarts

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@NRA All Jarts were banned/confiscated in 1987 eliminating everyone’s favorite outdoor activity and violating American’s rights to hurl metal objects at children.

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@cnnbrk When will @DICKS begin carrying Lawn Darts again? American freedom is at stake people! #HandsOffMyJarts

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@NRA Where does she stand on lawn darts? #realissue #bannedin87 #justiceforjarts

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@NRA Couldn’t agree more. #HandsOffMyJarts #NLDA #recreationalfreedom

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@david_j_roth We’ve been defending our dumbass hobby since 1987! When will the media turn its attention toward real Americans who’ve been oppressed? #recreationalfreedom

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@FoxNews @realDonaldTrump @WhiteHouse And next shall be addressing each American’s right to purchase, own, and responsibly use lawn darts again. Undo the liberal agenda inflicted on our country in 1987 and bring back #recreationalfreedom

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Unfortunately @Hardees and @FamilyRest have decided to discontinue their discount for @NLDA_1 members. Let it be known that our members will continue to fight for their right to hurl metal projectiles at children. Regardless of their access to 10% off thickburgers.

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@janiek13 That’s a completely different Association, and those clacker guys are assholes.

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@CPAC @NRA @MarkGeistSWP The @NLDA_1 will be announcing the winner of the Defender of Recreational Freedom award during the @CPAC aftershow. Stay tuned to show your support for American’s rights to hurl sharp objects at each other.

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@CPAC @NRA @WellArmedWoman Women love lawn darts! #recreationalfreedom #myjartsmychoice #stopjartpersecution

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@EmilyMiller @NRA @cspan @CPAC We are available in the parking lot for an interview when you’re available. Responsible Americans who own lawn darts deserve to be heard. #handsoffmyjarts

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@NRA @CPAC @EmilyMiller @realDickHeller It’s been 31 years since the decision to take lawn darts away from responsible jart owners. Congressional overreach and liberal hysteria led to the death of recreational freedom. #Injustice #qanon #releasethejarts

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Jarts related deaths since 1987 are statistically insignificant. It’s time to bring America’s favorite outdoor activity back from obscurity. #NLDA

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@NRATV @MrColionNoir The #MSM came after responsible Jart owners in 1987 because of an isolated incident that the media fed on for weeks. That led to liberal activists pushing to take away our Jarts and a radical FDA falling for their trap. #weneedlawndartsbackinschool