Nicole Passmore

Actor. Improviser. Comedian.
Pretty good personality, like a B+
Difficult woman™️ she/her

[Nicole Passmore @nlpassmore]

@bitajoudaki I just drank a 1AM diet coke, which is the right thing to do.

[Whisper ꩜ @wagonburnerart]

We 100% live in hell because how are you gunna pause a genocide on the Indigenous people of Palestine so you can celebrate a holiday that is also based on a genocide of the Indigenous people of the US

[Eman Abdelhadi @emanabdelhadi]

CUNY Jewish Law Students’ Statement on Palestine is unflinching. Inspiring. https://t.co/1XeUR2mNZq

[Nicole Passmore @nlpassmore]

Ontario Place is one of the prettiest spots Toronto has, and if we lose hundreds of trees just so people can pay $100 to take a bath, I will protest the hell out of that godawful Therme spa and its loser clientele every damn day.
#OntarioPlaceForAll

[Nicole Passmore @nlpassmore]

Yes I am a woman in STEM (watching the video of Kylie and Timothee to analyze whether their relationship is real).

[Nicole Passmore @nlpassmore]

Why the fuck do I have a PROMOTED post on my feed about how Tylenol causes Autism?! With comments saying "I think it's vaccines"...this website is hell.

[Nicole Passmore @nlpassmore]

You can just tell Timothée Chalamet hasn't had enough trauma to act believably insane.

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

First trailer for #WONKA starring Timothée Chalamet has been released.

[Nicole Passmore @nlpassmore]

@bitajoudaki Avoiding the function entirely to stay home and eat soup.

[Nicole Passmore @nlpassmore]

I hope she does a whole episode but never says a single line to SJP. Or even looks at her.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Kim Cattrall will reprise her role as Samantha Jones in the Season 2 finale of “And Just Like That.”

🔗: https://t.co/7RzSMU57UF

[Nicole Passmore @nlpassmore]

@selenavyle Use thick duct tape with a colour and make a Fifth Element outfit!

[Nicole Passmore @nlpassmore]

@chandeblair Honestly? Yes.

[RappBattlez! @RappBattlez]

We are back w/ RB 124: @TOsketchfest!

March 18th, 11pm @comedybar

https://t.co/8XcMuZNMlh

@migrivas, @FreddieRivas, Roger Bainbridge, @nlpassmore, @mywiferight, @VanceBanzo, Dan Beirne, @tiyawnda, @KikiRazzle, @KevinDowse, @TyraBanda, @TheKyahGreen & Rodrigo Fernandez-Stoll

[Nicole Passmore @nlpassmore]

I'd drown probably?

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

WYD in this situation🧐?

[Nicole Passmore @nlpassmore]

As a woman and a pedestrian, I can tell you a gentle finger wag or shake of the head enrages drivers.

[Abby Norman @abbynormansays]

My husband gives people the thumbs down instead of flicking them off from the car. He reports that the thumbs down makes people even more mad.

[Nicole Passmore @nlpassmore]

Gotta give it up to Sheryl Crow for the stranglehold she had on my youth. Had 12 year old me feeling like a 45 year old divorcee.

[Nicole Passmore @nlpassmore]

@edwordchoi I can promise you you're not.

[Nicole Passmore @nlpassmore]

I don't need to be model hot, but I wish I was at least weather person pretty.

[Nicole Passmore @nlpassmore]

Got drunk on the plane and pressed my face up to the window while we were landing like the toddler sitting in front of me was doing.